Haiku Only - Page 2

M1903A1 · 03-20-2009, 05:36 PM

White fuzzy and gross
Store owner doesn't know squat
"Ah, it's just plume"

icehog3 · 03-21-2009, 03:52 PM

My butt, it itches

No lotion or secret balm

Can relieve it

Mikey202 · 03-21-2009, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

My butt, it itches

No lotion or secret balm

Can relieve it

here the crickets

Angels fear to tread

Asylum suicide mission

s15driftking · 03-21-2009, 03:55 PM

the admiral strikes
relief he cannot soon find
furthered itchy crack

Starscream · 03-21-2009, 05:21 PM

The rules of Haiku
Seventeen syllables long
five seven five rule

SeanGAR · 03-21-2009, 06:30 PM

Oh my good gracious
Not another Haiku thread
I'm going to be sick

But I kid, I kid
I kind of like the Haikus
Sort of fun, they are

WildBlueSooner · 03-21-2009, 10:12 PM

Rah Rah Rah
Rah Rah Rah
I broke the Rah Rule

icehog3 · 03-21-2009, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Rah Rah Rah
Rah Rah Rah
I broke the Rah Rule

And the 5-7-5 rule.

WildBlueSooner · 03-21-2009, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

And the 5-7-5 rule.

I am a dumb ass
a dumb ass ignoramus
I suck at haikus

icehog3 · 03-21-2009, 11:26 PM

Not really too bad
I would admit freely
Better than me

SeanGAR · 03-23-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Not really too bad
I would admit freely
Better than me

Second and third lines
Do not fit Haiku numbers
Too much vokda, Tom?

icehog3 · 03-23-2009, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Second and third lines
Do not fit Haiku numbers
Too much vokda, Tom?

yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes

s15driftking · 03-22-2009, 10:45 AM

whiskey and vodka
Downtown with the rowdy crowd
the room was spinning

M1903A1 · 03-22-2009, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s15driftking

whiskey and vodka
Downtown with the rowdy crowd
the room was spinning

WildBlueSooner · 03-22-2009, 12:17 PM

I like the smilies

This one is my favorite

Too drunk for haiku

WildBlueSooner · 03-24-2009, 06:09 PM

White spots all over
Fluffy, furry, looks like mold
vendor says its plume

Whee · 03-24-2009, 06:16 PM

Wingate Firehog
Obscenejesster as well
First troll to die here.

M1903A1 · 03-24-2009, 09:37 PM

Amateur haiku:
Some make sense, others don't.
Head hurts, need a beer!

s15driftking · 03-25-2009, 08:09 AM

Needing a breather
Spanish Cedar is neither
spanish nor cedar

My last haiku Rhymed
it was superbly well timed
This one will not, ha

WildBlueSooner · 04-09-2009, 05:37 PM

We need more haiku,
Starting with me,then from you
Must go smoke Im through!

03-20-2009, 05:36 PM	#1
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Haiku Only White fuzzy and gross Store owner doesn't know squat "Ah, it's just plume" __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

03-21-2009, 03:52 PM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,432 Trading: (60)	Re: Haiku Only My butt, it itches No lotion or secret balm Can relieve it __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-21-2009, 03:55 PM	#4
s15driftking Go Browns! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Bobby Location: Columbus Ohio Posts: 2,763 Trading: (16)	Re: Haiku Only the admiral strikes relief he cannot soon find furthered itchy crack __________________ diamonds/guns

03-21-2009, 05:21 PM	#5
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Haiku Only The rules of Haiku Seventeen syllables long five seven five rule __________________ Insert quote here.

03-21-2009, 06:30 PM	#6
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: Haiku Only Oh my good gracious Not another Haiku thread I'm going to be sick But I kid, I kid I kind of like the Haikus Sort of fun, they are __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

03-21-2009, 10:12 PM	#7
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Haiku Only Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah I broke the Rah Rule __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-21-2009, 11:26 PM	#10
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,432 Trading: (60)	Re: Haiku Only Not really too bad I would admit freely Better than me __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-22-2009, 10:45 AM	#13
s15driftking Go Browns! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Bobby Location: Columbus Ohio Posts: 2,763 Trading: (16)	Re: Haiku Only whiskey and vodka Downtown with the rowdy crowd the room was spinning __________________ diamonds/guns

03-22-2009, 12:17 PM	#15
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Haiku Only I like the smilies This one is my favorite Too drunk for haiku __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-24-2009, 06:09 PM	#16
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Haiku Only White spots all over Fluffy, furry, looks like mold vendor says its plume __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-24-2009, 06:16 PM	#17
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,593 Trading: (17)	Re: Haiku Only Wingate Firehog Obscenejesster as well First troll to die here. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

03-24-2009, 09:37 PM	#18
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Haiku Only Amateur haiku: Some make sense, others don't. Head hurts, need a beer! __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

03-25-2009, 08:09 AM	#19
s15driftking Go Browns! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Bobby Location: Columbus Ohio Posts: 2,763 Trading: (16)	Re: Haiku Only Needing a breather Spanish Cedar is neither spanish nor cedar My last haiku Rhymed it was superbly well timed This one will not, ha __________________ diamonds/guns

04-09-2009, 05:37 PM	#20
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Haiku Only We need more haiku, Starting with me,then from you Must go smoke Im through! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

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