Ever feel like the world is out to get you

smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-20-2009, 09:57 AM

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

DPD6030 · 03-20-2009, 10:12 AM

Today I made up a bunch of lies and put them on FML.

Whether or not they are true they are still funny.

lightning9191 · 03-20-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

That one was hilarious

03-20-2009, 10:40 AM

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-20-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by darb85

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

LMAO I just read that one

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

03-20-2009, 09:57 AM	#1
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

03-20-2009, 10:12 AM	#2
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Today I made up a bunch of lies and put them on FML. Whether or not they are true they are still funny.

03-20-2009, 10:40 AM	#4
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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