Texts From Last Night....a website

[kaisersozei]

Couple that

(323): I'm being pulled over???
(520): For what!?!?!
(323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!


and


(301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

[357]

I know I've posted a ton of these but I can't help it. It's hilarious..

(212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
(1-212): idk but i think it had a face

omg omg, all of them, awesome

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(845): Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo





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[spectrrr]

Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

(845): Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

been there, done that.....

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(617): So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.


(513): Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?




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(413): Wow you were great! I thought girls were good but man!
(413): Thanks, wanna ask Vin to join us next time?

Originally Posted by ahc4353

(413): Wow you were great! I thought girls were good but man!
(413): Thanks, wanna ask Vin to join us next time?

Oh jeez....where is Vin btw....

(313): All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
(517): Maybe you should learn how to spell write first

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(954): the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.


They keep gettin better!

[mojo65]

(618): do you remember what downloading p**n with a 14k modem was like?

[kaisersozei]

(313): All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
(517): Maybe you should learn how to spell write first



(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

Hahahaha, great minds think alike, eh Gerard?

[kaisersozei]

Originally Posted by mrreindeer

Hahahaha, great minds think alike, eh Gerard?

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(512): I pooped in a mop bucket.
(1-512): WTF???
(512): Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that

LMAO!

(817): She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
(1-817): OMG. What did u say?
(817): I told her I did too.

[smokeyandthebandit05]

(323): just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo




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