No man, Scott's not here......duh

TripleF · 05-22-2009, 08:39 PM

So I'm at work today - Blue SMoke Cigar Bar. A guy comes in and asks for Scott. For some stupid reason I think he's looking for the other Scott who works there and somehow magically I convince this guy that he's not looking for me.

We talk casually. He has an adult beverage and on Oliva MasterBlend 3. We talk with a couple other customers. I tell the story of how the MB# I smoked 2 weeks ago kicked my A$$ and how I loved it. Blah. Blah. Blah.

All of a sudden this guy says, "I hear a few people from CigarAsylum hang out here." I'm

I mean how does the guy know about CigarAsylum?

After he tells me his name is Jay, (aka jaycarla), I magically wake up and say HEY it's me TripleF.

Sheesh, what a knucklehead.....uhhhh no man, Scott's not here. DUH.
(I was actually expecting him tomorrow and may not have acted sooooooo wack if he'd a come when I thought he was going to).

Anyhow we smoked and chatted and what a pleasure it was to meet Jay.

One of the customers snapped a pic and e-mailed it to me.

Jay's on the left:

smokin5 · 05-22-2009, 08:43 PM

Yeah, you know yer gettin' old when you forget who you are, huh?

Looks like a fun time shared together.

kelmac07 · 05-22-2009, 08:44 PM

Scott...not sure if I would make any money working at a Cigar Bar...I would owe them money at the end of the day/every day.

Thaplumbr · 05-22-2009, 08:46 PM

looks like your working your butt off there man!!!

Nabinger16 · 05-22-2009, 08:46 PM

It's ok... you're old like hell. We understand. Look on the bright side, in a few months when you move into a nursing home you probably won't even remember where you are.

Mugen910 · 05-22-2009, 08:51 PM

hahaha duhh!!! great pic

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kelmac07 · 05-22-2009, 08:51 PM

Scott..with all the hard work you seem to be doing in your pic...need an assistant?

Don Francisco · 05-22-2009, 08:54 PM

Happens to me all of the time. I'm so used to answering to Don (by customers and BOTLs), Pa /Dad (by daughters) and mi amor (by my wife) sometimes I don't answer to Lew.

05-22-2009, 08:56 PM

Jay - you're cheating on us Mossbacks....you bastard!!

TripleF · 05-22-2009, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thaplumbr

looks like your working your butt off there man!!!

daaaaaaaaaayum right!!

RichardW · 05-22-2009, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleF

So I'm at work today - Blue SMoke Cigar Bar. A guy comes in and asks for Scott.

[snip]

Anyhow we smoked and chatted and what a pleasure it was to meet Jay.

[snip]

Ahhh yes!! Glad one of the PNW low-lifers made it to the Blue Smoke. That chair looks like it fits perfectly, Jay

jaycarla · 05-22-2009, 09:52 PM

I've learned a valuable lesson today. From now on when I ask for someone I will have a follow up question to be sure if they say they are not around.

Scott, thanks again! If anyone passes through the Blue Smoke, just wear a name tag, will speed things along!

Savor the Stick · 05-22-2009, 10:00 PM

Looks like a fun time there.

Nice looking cigar bar. I wish there were one in this neck of the woods.

Glad you had a good time.

markem · 05-22-2009, 10:04 PM

Hope you gave that skinny runt a good swift kick

Wolfgang · 05-22-2009, 10:35 PM

That sounds like fun! I wouldnt Admit who I was either. I know whta happens

05-22-2009, 10:38 PM

It must be dark under that rock of yours, Scott.

DPD6030 · 05-22-2009, 10:56 PM

One day I will walk in blue smoke and say hey is Scott there and if you tell me know I'm going to smack you with something long hard and round

05-22-2009, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030

One day I will walk in blue smoke and say hey is Scott there and if you tell me know I'm going to smack you with something long hard and round

Well that rules the obvious out.

DPD6030 · 05-23-2009, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

Well that rules the obvious out.

so you've seen it too!

Seriously though, one day I'll stop in and drink from that tap o beer by the chairs and the recliners look comfy.

14holestogie · 05-23-2009, 05:05 AM

I get that kind of reaction all the time when they figure out who I am.

14holestogie? Nope, never heard of him. Scott's still not here.

Looks like a fine time was had, though, once the brain kicked in.

05-22-2009, 08:39 PM	#1
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	No man, Scott's not here......duh So I'm at work today - Blue SMoke Cigar Bar. A guy comes in and asks for Scott. For some stupid reason I think he's looking for the other Scott who works there and somehow magically I convince this guy that he's not looking for me. We talk casually. He has an adult beverage and on Oliva MasterBlend 3. We talk with a couple other customers. I tell the story of how the MB# I smoked 2 weeks ago kicked my A$$ and how I loved it. Blah. Blah. Blah. All of a sudden this guy says, "I hear a few people from CigarAsylum hang out here." I'm I mean how does the guy know about CigarAsylum? After he tells me his name is Jay, (aka jaycarla), I magically wake up and say HEY it's me TripleF. Sheesh, what a knucklehead.....uhhhh no man, Scott's not here. DUH. (I was actually expecting him tomorrow and may not have acted sooooooo wack if he'd a come when I thought he was going to). Anyhow we smoked and chatted and what a pleasure it was to meet Jay. One of the customers snapped a pic and e-mailed it to me. Jay's on the left: __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

05-22-2009, 08:43 PM	#2
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh Yeah, you know yer gettin' old when you forget who you are, huh? Looks like a fun time shared together. __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

05-22-2009, 08:44 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh Scott...not sure if I would make any money working at a Cigar Bar...I would owe them money at the end of the day/every day.

05-22-2009, 08:46 PM	#4
Thaplumbr Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Leroy Location: Jacksonville Arkansas Posts: 585 Trading: (58)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh looks like your working your butt off there man!!! __________________ Proud to be a TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FAN!!

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Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh It's ok... you're old like hell. We understand. Look on the bright side, in a few months when you move into a nursing home you probably won't even remember where you are.

05-22-2009, 08:51 PM	#6
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh hahaha duhh!!! great pic Posted via Mobile Device

05-22-2009, 08:54 PM	#8
Don Francisco Manufacturer/Retailer Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Lewis Location: New Jersey Posts: 172 Trading: (7)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh Happens to me all of the time. I'm so used to answering to Don (by customers and BOTLs), Pa /Dad (by daughters) and mi amor (by my wife) sometimes I don't answer to Lew. __________________ http://www.donfranciscocigars.com/

05-22-2009, 08:56 PM	#9
BillyCigars Guest Posts: n/a	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh Jay - you're cheating on us Mossbacks....you bastard!!

05-22-2009, 09:52 PM	#12
jaycarla Mossy Hoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Carmel, IN Posts: 828 Trading: (7)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh I've learned a valuable lesson today. From now on when I ask for someone I will have a follow up question to be sure if they say they are not around. Scott, thanks again! If anyone passes through the Blue Smoke, just wear a name tag, will speed things along! __________________ “I bet Eli doesn't even have one touchdown today, ... I'm the best Manning" -Peyton Manning

05-22-2009, 10:00 PM	#13
Savor the Stick ~Loves the Lord~ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin, or just K Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Posts: 1,945 Trading: (67)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh Looks like a fun time there. Nice looking cigar bar. I wish there were one in this neck of the woods. Glad you had a good time. __________________ Pastor K Please Support the Troops

05-22-2009, 10:04 PM	#14
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh Hope you gave that skinny runt a good swift kick __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-22-2009, 10:35 PM	#15
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh That sounds like fun! I wouldnt Admit who I was either. I know whta happens __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

05-22-2009, 10:38 PM	#16
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh It must be dark under that rock of yours, Scott.

05-22-2009, 10:56 PM	#17
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh One day I will walk in blue smoke and say hey is Scott there and if you tell me know I'm going to smack you with something long hard and round

05-23-2009, 05:05 AM	#20
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: No man, Scott's not here......duh I get that kind of reaction all the time when they figure out who I am. 14holestogie? Nope, never heard of him. Scott's still not here. Looks like a fine time was had, though, once the brain kicked in. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

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