Draw a pig personality test.

[landhoney]

-Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
-Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
-With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
-With less than 4 legs, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
-The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a GREAT listener.
-The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life.

Amazingly it's pretty accurate to my mind.....but I am a little distrustful.