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Old 06-30-2010, 05:32 PM   #1
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Old 06-30-2010, 06:44 PM   #2
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Old 06-30-2010, 07:30 PM   #3
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Old 06-30-2010, 07:52 PM   #4
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:44 PM   #5
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Considering his estimate total net worth is estimated as low as 600m up to 900m there is no way in hell he would give all or almost all of his money to his ex-wife. I could see 450m at the outside. If for no other reason he hates to lose and this would be an unprecedented capitulation. Just not his style.
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Old 06-30-2010, 01:37 PM   #6
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Considering his estimate total net worth is estimated as low as 600m up to 900m there is no way in hell he would give all or almost all of his money to his ex-wife. I could see 450m at the outside. If for no other reason he hates to lose and this would be an unprecedented capitulation. Just not his style.
Where did you get this information? I wouldn't be surprised if Tiger is worth over $1 billion; hence why he had to cough up $750M.
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:49 PM   #7
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This has got to be BS!!!
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:53 PM   #8
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No way he will be able to keep the girlfriends away from the kids wonder what the penalty would be if she found out?

Imagine if he can afford a 750 mil divorce how much this guy is really worth.
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Old 06-30-2010, 01:22 PM   #9
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What the hell does she need 750M for? I mean seriously...
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Old 06-30-2010, 01:42 PM   #10
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What the hell does she need 750M for? I mean seriously...
Maybe she wants to buy each of the kids a Mayback like this wingnut

http://thenewschronicle.com/diddy-bu...day/012602801/
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Old 06-30-2010, 01:44 PM   #11
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Maybe she wants to buy each of the kids a Mayback like this wingnut

http://thenewschronicle.com/diddy-bu...day/012602801/
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P-diddy is THE biggest Dousche in the world...Can't stand that guy.
I couldn't agree with you more on the diddy dousche topic

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Why do divorces cost so much?
Because they're worth it. (Willy Nelson)
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I've been divorced for five years and my ex wife just came over to explain to me that she's somehow entitled to something that's mine. She was really loud about it, and as it turns out, I lie a lot. So she's gonna go read the divorce papers and do bad things to me.
There is NO amount of money in the world that could shut that woman's mouth. 750M would be cheap if I had it.
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Old 06-30-2010, 04:10 PM   #14
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What the hell does she need 750M for? I mean seriously...
Revenge and silence.
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Why are women "entitled" to so much of someone elses money? For the kids I understand but she didn't earn it. Just because your "accustomed to a style of living" is horse$h!t in my eyes. As Chris Rock said "If I eat a resteraunt for a week I get accostomed to having steak, but when I go home they don't owe me a filet mignon"
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It's the price for her silence.
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That is a crazy high amount of loot. I wonder why the article didn't mention any child custody settlement amount. I guess you don't need separate money for the kids when you have $750 mm. I sure hope Tiger starts winning some tournaments again.
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Maybe he can start doing promotional ads for Tide, Purex and All. "This is what it looks like when you've been cleaned out."
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Maybe he can start doing promotional ads for Tide, Purex and All. "This is what it looks like when you've been cleaned out."
Maybe he will end up doing an ad for Sig Sauer.
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