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Old 07-01-2010, 12:19 PM   #1
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All can rest now.
Seems many more news networks are now confirming this story, although some are saying actual settlement may be less than this rumored amount.

At the end of the day, who really truly cares?
Won't make me any healthier, richer or happier.
My life still goes on as it ever did.
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Old 07-01-2010, 01:35 PM   #2
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At the end of the day, who really truly cares?
Won't make me any healthier, richer or happier.
My life still goes on as it ever did.
Unless Elin is looking for a Cuban squeeze.
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Old 07-01-2010, 03:17 PM   #3
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Unless Elin is looking for a Cuban squeeze.
I would take her in a heartbeat.
Not sure what method Clara will then use to kill me but I sure as heck would take Elin.
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I would take her in a heartbeat.
Not sure what method Clara will then use to kill me but I sure as heck would take Elin.
Can I have Elin if Clara goes berserk?
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Can I have Elin if Clara goes berserk?
Mila Would Be Upset!
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Mila Would Be Upset!
I'll console her.
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Mila Would Be Upset!
Mila is Ryan's heartthrob.

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I'll console her.
You console Mila, Elin can console me with her eleventy billion dollars.
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