Gurkha Viper - Page 2

NCRadioMan · 08-24-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailchaser

I believe Greg that I will nominate you early for The PPPP pass so you can bring you own demise

Dangit! I guess I spoke too soon!

drevim · 08-25-2010, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by NCRadioMan

Dangit! I guess I spoke too soon!

Seems only fair, Greg. Although we probably should have forced you in this year, you will be more spry by next August.

rrplasencia · 08-24-2010, 09:57 PM

i'm sure they make far worse gurkhas

bigdix · 08-25-2010, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by rrplasencia

i'm sure they make far worse gurkhas

Are they cat turds with leftover White Owl wrappers?

rrplasencia · 08-25-2010, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by rrplasencia

i'm sure they make far worse gurkhas

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Originally Posted by bigdix

Are they cat turds with leftover White Owl wrappers?

no, just sure that whatever new cigar they make instantly becomes the new worst cigar ever

until they make a factory 3r with rocky and drew then that one will be

TripleF · 08-25-2010, 07:27 AM

Just by chance have you ever had any from any particular isolated islands?

icehog3 · 08-25-2010, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TripleF

Just by chance have you ever had any from any particular isolated islands?

You mean like Tristan da Cunha, Scott?

GolfNut · 08-24-2010, 10:15 PM

The shop here carries some Gurkha. I'm gonna see if they've got one and try it. Good to have a benchmark to measure other shitty cigars against.

the MacDonald · 08-25-2010, 08:45 AM

I think the more violent and over the top Gurkha name their cigars the worse they are. I am saving up for a box of Rancid Ninja Zombie Racoon Rockets, a special release for the holiday season.

DBall · 08-25-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by the MacDonald

I think the more violent and over the top Gurkha name their cigars the worse they are. I am saving up for a box of Rancid Ninja Zombie Racoon Rockets, a special release for the holiday season.

that's hilarious right there...

spivy · 08-25-2010, 09:15 AM

That was a horrific smell. I had to walk away from the PPPP because my eyes were tearing.

OHRD · 08-25-2010, 11:03 AM

I'm starting to believe this cigar doesn't exist w/o a picture!

massphatness · 08-25-2010, 05:08 PM

Compliments of my fellow MassHole, spectrrr:

longknocker · 08-25-2010, 05:53 PM

Your Eyes Are Already Watering, Vin!

Genetic Defect · 08-26-2010, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

Compliments of my fellow MassHole, spectrrr:

Smokin Gator · 08-26-2010, 07:49 PM

I don't know as I haven't had one... but the description from Best Cigar Prices sounds pretty tasty:

"Gurkha's Viper debuted in 2010 as one of Gurkha's first forays into budget-priced stogies. The Viper excells in craftsmanship and flavor, especially at this price point. Billed as full-bodied, it's probably more on the medium-full side since the rich tobacco flavors are very smooth and easy to enjoy. You'll find an overall sweet smoke with a leathery foundation, building in strength with hints of black cherry and caramel."

Maybe you guys had a fake

BeerAdvocate · 08-26-2010, 02:59 PM

Well it is a Gurkha, what did you expect?

Chingas · 08-26-2010, 03:01 PM

Thats a Gurkha band. It looks so cheesy and cheap!

massphatness · 08-26-2010, 07:53 PM

Caramel my ass. It tasted like what I imagine elephant sh!t would taste like.

The Dakotan · 08-26-2010, 08:07 PM

Only if the caramel has been marinating with "black cherries" ... in a septic tank.

If someone tasted caramel, they must have been eating a Twix while smoking.

08-24-2010, 09:57 PM	#3
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08-25-2010, 07:27 AM	#6
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: Gurkha Viper Just by chance have you ever had any from any particular isolated islands? __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

08-24-2010, 10:15 PM	#8
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Gurkha Viper The shop here carries some Gurkha. I'm gonna see if they've got one and try it. Good to have a benchmark to measure other shitty cigars against.

08-25-2010, 08:45 AM	#9
the MacDonald Grey beard, funky wierd Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Windsor CT Posts: 148 Trading: (9)	Re: Gurkha Viper I think the more violent and over the top Gurkha name their cigars the worse they are. I am saving up for a box of Rancid Ninja Zombie Racoon Rockets, a special release for the holiday season.

08-25-2010, 09:15 AM	#11
spivy I AM THE STIG Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Eddie Location: Taxachusetts Posts: 167 Trading: (4)	Re: Gurkha Viper That was a horrific smell. I had to walk away from the PPPP because my eyes were tearing.

08-25-2010, 11:03 AM	#12
OHRD Garage w/ couch & ashtray Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Matt Posts: 1,377 Trading: (39)	Re: Gurkha Viper I'm starting to believe this cigar doesn't exist w/o a picture! __________________ Did I tell you my garage has a couch and an ashtray? My wife doesn't let me sleep or smoke inside.

08-25-2010, 05:08 PM	#13
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Gurkha Viper Compliments of my fellow MassHole, spectrrr: __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

08-25-2010, 05:53 PM	#14
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,266 Trading: (82)	Re: Gurkha Viper Your Eyes Are Already Watering, Vin!

08-26-2010, 07:49 PM	#16
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Gurkha Viper I don't know as I haven't had one... but the description from Best Cigar Prices sounds pretty tasty: "Gurkha's Viper debuted in 2010 as one of Gurkha's first forays into budget-priced stogies. The Viper excells in craftsmanship and flavor, especially at this price point. Billed as full-bodied, it's probably more on the medium-full side since the rich tobacco flavors are very smooth and easy to enjoy. You'll find an overall sweet smoke with a leathery foundation, building in strength with hints of black cherry and caramel." Maybe you guys had a fake __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

08-26-2010, 02:59 PM	#17
BeerAdvocate BeerHunter Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Travis Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 1,912 Trading: (45)	Re: Gurkha Viper Well it is a Gurkha, what did you expect? __________________ *I Brew the Beer I Drink*

08-26-2010, 03:01 PM	#18
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Gurkha Viper Thats a Gurkha band. It looks so cheesy and cheap! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

08-26-2010, 07:53 PM	#19
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Gurkha Viper Caramel my ass. It tasted like what I imagine elephant sh!t would taste like. __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

08-26-2010, 08:07 PM	#20
The Dakotan Captain Awesome Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: not in dakota anymore Posts: 435 Trading: (25)	Re: Gurkha Viper Only if the caramel has been marinating with "black cherries" ... in a septic tank. If someone tasted caramel, they must have been eating a Twix while smoking.

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