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Old 09-21-2010, 04:08 PM   #61
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Old 09-21-2010, 04:10 PM   #62
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I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?
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Old 09-21-2010, 04:19 PM   #63
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I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?
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Old 09-21-2010, 04:28 PM   #64
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Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/

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Old 09-21-2010, 05:06 PM   #65
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Old 09-21-2010, 06:13 PM   #66
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did NASA make your pants, cuz your ass is out if this world.
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Old 09-21-2010, 07:33 PM   #67
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I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating.
Reminds me of Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:04 PM   #68
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Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/
some great lines there!

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Old 09-22-2010, 09:51 AM   #69
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Hey wanna get a pizza go back to my place & have sex... what you don't like pizza?

That one actually worked for my old roommate. He didn't get to ask her if she liked pizza she just said sure.
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Old 09-22-2010, 10:59 AM   #70
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How do you scare a bee?
(you then grab the womens breast and say) Boo-Bee
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Old 09-22-2010, 11:31 AM   #71
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Hey my mom has that dress.
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