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			is the - a click of the tongue?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Fellows, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket, you better use them to call the tailor. "TMIMITW"  
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			 Fatter than you! 
			
			
			
				
			
			Join Date: Oct 2008 
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			I went to high school with a girl named Maura Less.  Her fathers name was Richard, but he went by Dick.  True Story  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.  
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			 I <3 Huy 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			I have met a Mr. America when I was younger in retail...He gave me his credit card and I just looked at him...he kinda rolled his eyes and so I didn't proceed with any jokes. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I worked with a guy his rank Gunny...his last name Marine.. I did see a guy on the Military email list named Capt. Christmas and his dad was Gen. Christmas. 
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	I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.  | 
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			Had a couple of employees named Janet Jackson and Tina Turner. Our payroll dept did not pay them at first because they thought it was a joke. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() My two favorites though are guys who worked at the WHQ of the last place I worked. Richard Head Rusty John Could never say Rusty's name without laughing. ![]()  
		
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	"Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary  | 
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			Richard Pface, but you can call me "Dick." True story- he was a purchasing agent for a company I sold to. Guess at that point he didn't care anymore and had hear it all.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Used to work with a woman named Sharon Weed.  Currently work with a woman with the last name Sackrider.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() My friends and I crank called a guy named Harry Bush once. 
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			 Feeling at Home 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Tır and Mr. Mark!  
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			 Another nut j0b 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			A customer at my job is named Richard Moss but goes by Dick...........Moss. Not sure but I think they have a salve for that don't they?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	This white coat is a little tight...?  | 
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			 Admiral Douchebag 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Guy who worked with one of my friend's wives year ago at a medical lab was named Atul Shed. (A tool shed).
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Tır and Mr. Mark!  
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			 giggity giggitty 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			I knew a guy in another platoon named Harry Ball.  I dated a girl named Spicey. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			My wife has seen a few kids come through the office with odd names - Cinderella was one of the tamer of them.  
		
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			I went to high school with a girl who's last name was Steele - nothing much odd with that.  But she had an aunt who was a physical therapist names Mada.  That's right, a therapist Mada Steele.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 I Cut Like a Buffalo 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			I had a student several years ago, if I can remember here is his name, Eekbyasyakinbiagalan.  That was his first name, and asked that I just call him Bison, and I was fine with that.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I used to go to church with this guy, http://www.healthgrades.com/director...D-FD3B8B34.cfm  | 
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			 Snatchin' yo people up 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			 Feeling at Home 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			I was watching an early episode of Intervention on A&E, and this particular episode was about a homosexual that used a lot of heroin.  Anyway, after he decides to go to treatment, he gets to the treatment center and it is a specially designed treatment center for homosexuals.  The director of said  treatment center's name was Thomas Highcock.  I thought that was pretty interesting considering the circumstances.... :-)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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