Wife having an affair - Page 2

09-29-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.

That just brought this an entirely different direction!

Starscream · 09-29-2009, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dogface_313

That just brought this an entirely different direction!

It's ok. He's taking it back.

LasciviousXXX · 11-21-2009, 12:09 AM

William Tom Frank

Barteur · 11-21-2009, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

huh?

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Originally Posted by MrOneEyedBoh

Ehhh... Did I miss something in the said joke?

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Got me scratching my head too!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ade06

If you say so...

Thanks guys I thought it was my english but I realize it is not the case

Frenchie

MajorCaptSilly · 11-21-2009, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barteur

Thanks guys I thought it was my english but I realize it is not the case

Frenchie

A French guy wallks into a silly thread on CA and doesn't understand. The original poster finds that understandable but continues on with his original plan of posting jokes with no punchline in order to complete his mission of ruling the world.

MCS

09-29-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

..........
Husband: Just make enough for all of us. I'll eat Joe's if he's still not hungry.
Wife: The dog is due for his rabies shot.
Joe: Where did you put my pants?

MCS

This is some very dry, very clever stuff!! Classic misdirection!

Never-the-less, You are still to be considered a whackjob!! ....... and we like that about you!!

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09-29-2009, 10:38 AM

Did they all have cake afterwards?

BlackDog · 10-09-2009, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353

Did they all have cake afterwards?

I like pie.
Posted via Mobile Device

Starscream · 09-29-2009, 07:37 PM

Why did the little moron wear his read shirt?

He was on his way to Sunday School.

Wolfgang · 09-29-2009, 07:41 PM

Wife: Its Vegetable soup
Joe: Id like some too
Husband: Good after you finish your soup you will BE a vegetable...........

09-29-2009, 08:49 PM

i dont get it.

MajorCaptSilly · 09-29-2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slyder

i dont get it.

Have you read the manual?

MCS

TheTraveler · 09-29-2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slyder

i dont get it.

Joe got it.

chippewastud79 · 09-29-2009, 08:57 PM

Now thats funny

Starscream · 10-14-2009, 01:11 PM

I read the manual, but I still don't understand how to insert Tab A into slot F.

Friggin' Happy Meal boxes.

TheTraveler · 10-14-2009, 01:13 PM

Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer.

MajorCaptSilly · 10-14-2009, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer.

Joe is in a focus group.

MCS

MajorCaptSilly · 11-04-2009, 06:21 AM

Two identical twin men walk into a bar and notice two identical twin women sitting at a table. The first man turns to his brother and says "I got a free tire rotation with an oil change at Leo's Garage".

MCS

MajorCaptSilly · 11-20-2009, 09:21 PM

A priest, a rabbi, and a copier salesman walk into a grocery store. They buy all the Bazooka gum and go to the park.

MCS

Starscream · 11-20-2009, 11:29 PM

Bazooka Joe is underrated.

Bazooka Joe, Steve Smith, and Archie all went to the bar. Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were all at the far corner of the bar. Bazooka Joe saw Jughead and beat the pure-t **** out of his jabroni ass.
The end.

11-21-2009, 12:09 AM	#3
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: Wife having an affair William Tom Frank

09-29-2009, 10:38 AM	#7
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Wife having an affair Did they all have cake afterwards?

09-29-2009, 07:37 PM	#9
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Wife having an affair Why did the little moron wear his read shirt? He was on his way to Sunday School. __________________ Insert quote here.

09-29-2009, 07:41 PM	#10
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Wife having an affair Wife: Its Vegetable soup Joe: Id like some too Husband: Good after you finish your soup you will BE a vegetable........... __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

09-29-2009, 08:49 PM	#11
slyder Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Wife having an affair i dont get it.

09-29-2009, 08:57 PM	#14
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Wife having an affair Now thats funny __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-14-2009, 01:11 PM	#15
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Wife having an affair I read the manual, but I still don't understand how to insert Tab A into slot F. Friggin' Happy Meal boxes. __________________ Insert quote here.

10-14-2009, 01:13 PM	#16
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Wife having an affair Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer. __________________ "My life is my own."

11-04-2009, 06:21 AM	#18
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Wife having an affair Two identical twin men walk into a bar and notice two identical twin women sitting at a table. The first man turns to his brother and says "I got a free tire rotation with an oil change at Leo's Garage". MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

11-20-2009, 09:21 PM	#19
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Wife having an affair A priest, a rabbi, and a copier salesman walk into a grocery store. They buy all the Bazooka gum and go to the park. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

11-20-2009, 11:29 PM	#20
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Wife having an affair Bazooka Joe is underrated. Bazooka Joe, Steve Smith, and Archie all went to the bar. Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were all at the far corner of the bar. Bazooka Joe saw Jughead and beat the pure-t **** out of his jabroni ass. The end. __________________ Insert quote here.

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