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Old 09-24-2011, 07:19 PM   #1
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I hear ya brother!

Mine is in 6th grade. Fortunately she would still rather fish with me than hang out with boys, but I know that probably won't last for long.



My plan is to have a massive and continuous herf when she starts bringing guys around. Snkbyt, Drez, Remo, DPD, Orge, and any other big scary guys with guns. Between that and taking the boy out shark fishing after grinding up chum
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Old 09-24-2011, 07:45 PM   #2
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I hear ya brother!

Mine is in 6th grade. Fortunately she would still rather fish with me than hang out with boys, but I know that probably won't last for long.



My plan is to have a massive and continuous herf when she starts bringing guys around. Snkbyt, Drez, Remo, DPD, Orge, and any other big scary guys with guns. Between that and taking the boy out shark fishing after grinding up chum
I thought you said big guys????
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Old 09-24-2011, 07:50 PM   #3
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I thought you said big guys????
I wondered when and who would be the first with that

But hey, I figure little hands, big gun!
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I wondered when and who would be the first with that

But hey, I figure little hands, big gun!
A Walter PPK would look big in his hands!!!!!
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Old 09-24-2011, 07:56 PM   #5
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A Walter PPK would look big in his hands!!!!!


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Old 09-24-2011, 07:22 PM   #6
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^ you forgot tom and weapons clearly laying around the house
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Old 09-24-2011, 07:32 PM   #7
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We're pretty lucky, she's a good kid. She's committed to getting good grades, not TOO mouthy, and really isn't into boys as much as some of her friends are.

I did get a report from the wife. She saw the boy who was meeting our daughter at the dance, he kind of put his hand on her back, as they were walking in. Kind of a nervous gesture my wife said. He did pay for her ticket, so I have to give him that.

I get to go pick her up, I wonder if I can get a gun rack mounted in my truck window in time?
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Old 09-24-2011, 07:27 PM   #8
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Old 09-24-2011, 07:31 PM   #9
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I also want to make sure they know that there is not much difference between gutting a pig and a little boy

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Old 09-24-2011, 07:40 PM   #10
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Ahh I hear ya on that. Reminds me of the scene in Bad Boys II when Smith peeks out at Reggie.
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Ahh I hear ya on that. Reminds me of the scene in Bad Boys II when Smith peeks out at Reggie.
I love that scene. Im going to reenact that scene when my 2yo daughter is that age.
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Old 09-24-2011, 07:53 PM   #12
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Old 09-24-2011, 09:38 PM   #13
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I just taught my daughter that Mom is smarter than she is, and she cant lie to me. I also turned on the GPS on her phone. Only had to use it once. The best thing I did was set the ground rule That I will always tell her what I think of her latest boyfriend. It worked, she is now 22 and dating a guy that both her dad and I think is OK. She is also a great kid with great direction in her life. (keeping fingers crossed)

Shot gun is a good thing to have on hand for the teenage years though.
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Old 09-24-2011, 11:11 PM   #14
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I told my wife that the boy that picks up my daughters will have to come in, sit down, and clean the blood off of my shotgun. I will then explain that said blood is the last boy my daughter dated.
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Old 09-25-2011, 12:30 AM   #15
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Just like they say... with a boy you only have one dick to worry about, with a girl you have to worry about all the dicks!?! I have a 3 year old girl with another baby on the way which will probably be a girl knowing my luck. So I feel your pain...
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