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			 I like cigars 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			My significant other tells me to enjoy my cigar and stops by periodically for a kiss while I am smoking....I've got it made!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			i had some silly girl say to me in a night club a few years back when u could still smoke inside   errrrrrrr   is that a cigar  do u even have a girlfriend  ?????    i bet your still a virgin so i took a puff on my small cigar then threw my pint of beer on her  and said get over your self slag
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 I'm nuts for the place 
			
			
			
				
			
 
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			"Got ahold of another one huh? Im gunna train the cat to bury them deeper"  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Suck It 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			At the Blue Monkey I hear "Sir we don't allow cigar smoking in here." 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	(only the GOOD kind of smoking apparently, as if HALF the nasty- smelling smoke is better than twice the good-smelling kind) At the Sidecar, there is a sign upon entering "Cigar Smoking encouraged" but they screw that up by for all intents and purposes being a gay bar. But it's not a gay bar. I THINK it's a cigar bar that's popular with gays and theater types. At home, where I smoke the most, I hear nothing but the gentle pops of the combustion, as I live, thankfully, blissfully, fartfully alone.  | 
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			Ah the joys of a Filipina wife as she snatches the cigar from my hand saying I'll do that for you. Cuts the tip, fires it up, gives me a big long kiss and hands me the cigar. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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