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Old 03-01-2012, 12:01 PM   #1
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Agreed. I lurked at CS just absorbing info for about a year before I even posted.

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Old 03-01-2012, 01:38 PM   #2
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Agreed. I lurked at CS just absorbing info for about a year before I even posted.

Now where's my gold star?



You can just post 500 posts in a month to earn another.
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Old 03-01-2012, 01:48 PM   #3
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You can just post 500 posts in a month to earn another.
Now you've gone and done it...
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:33 AM   #4
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Did I miss the free Gurkhas?
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:38 PM   #5
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Haters gonna hate...

Where's my free Gurkha smitty?
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:40 PM   #6
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Haters gonna hate...

Where's my free Gurkha smitty?
free gurkha?

What am I missing here?
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:41 PM   #7
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free gurkha?

What am I missing here?
It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:42 PM   #8
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It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.
very well then, send me your address.
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:45 PM   #9
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very well then, send me your address.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:46 PM   #10
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free gurkha?

What am I missing here?
a LOT more than you realize...
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:39 PM   #11
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I feel like total crap today. My damn alergies are killing me. I want to go home but I'm waiting for ups to come to work and bring my CBID stuff before I go home. Now thats dedication.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:39 PM   #12
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In before the lock..
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:24 PM   #13
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Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:35 PM   #14
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Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.
You can have mine

smitty...hop on it will ya
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:30 PM   #15
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This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:09 PM   #16
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This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.
Ban me? really?
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:14 PM   #17
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Ban me? really?
I'd miss you less than I miss dick cancer
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If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.
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If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.
If it's a compliment, does he get banned?
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Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.
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