A short love story...

md4958 · 06-19-2009, 07:46 AM

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretent that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own phucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

SeanGAR · 06-19-2009, 07:53 AM

sniff .... true romance .....

14holestogie · 06-19-2009, 08:19 AM

WildBlueSooner · 06-19-2009, 08:28 AM

That is so touching, I cried a little!

BlackDog · 06-19-2009, 08:40 AM

Wow, that's a Hallmark moment.

RevSmoke · 06-19-2009, 08:50 AM

Of course, if it was a real marriage - she would have farted first in response.

karmaz00 · 06-19-2009, 01:23 PM

lol good one

akakirby · 06-19-2009, 01:26 PM

funny!

dunng · 06-19-2009, 02:38 PM

So true...

kelmac07 · 06-19-2009, 02:44 PM

Ain't love grand?

G G · 06-19-2009, 02:51 PM

Nice one Moe.

06-19-2009, 07:46 AM	#1
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	A short love story... A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretent that we're married.' 'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own phucking blanket.' After a moment of silence, ......................he farted. __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

06-19-2009, 07:53 AM	#2
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: A short love story... sniff .... true romance ..... __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

06-19-2009, 08:19 AM	#3
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: A short love story... __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

06-19-2009, 08:28 AM	#4
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: A short love story... That is so touching, I cried a little! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

06-19-2009, 08:40 AM	#5
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: A short love story... Wow, that's a Hallmark moment. __________________ "We live in the good of this."

06-19-2009, 08:50 AM	#6
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,893 Trading: (51)	Re: A short love story... Of course, if it was a real marriage - she would have farted first in response. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

06-19-2009, 01:23 PM	#7
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: A short love story... lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

06-19-2009, 01:26 PM	#8
akakirby Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Daniel Location: Richmond, Va Posts: 565 Trading: (20)	Re: A short love story... funny!

06-19-2009, 02:38 PM	#9
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: A short love story... So true... __________________ MassHole Banter

06-19-2009, 02:44 PM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: A short love story... Ain't love grand?

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