deli story

Scottw · 09-11-2009, 02:26 PM

a guy walks in to a deliatessen, sits down and is handed a menu by a very attractive young waitress. The menu reads:

Tuna sandwich...$3.50, Corned beef sandwich...$4.50, and handjob ...$5.00

He asked his waitress " are you the one that gives the handjob?" She smiled a big smile and said "yes".

"Then go wash your goddam hands I want a tuna sandwich"

kaisersozei · 09-11-2009, 02:28 PM

$5? Must be the lunch special.

kelmac07 · 09-11-2009, 03:04 PM

LOL!!

DonniePaul · 09-11-2009, 03:16 PM

That's great!

Commander Quan · 09-11-2009, 03:19 PM

I would be a little suspicious about that tuna...

09-11-2009, 02:26 PM	#1
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,817 Trading: (6)	deli story a guy walks in to a deliatessen, sits down and is handed a menu by a very attractive young waitress. The menu reads: Tuna sandwich...$3.50, Corned beef sandwich...$4.50, and handjob ...$5.00 He asked his waitress " are you the one that gives the handjob?" She smiled a big smile and said "yes". "Then go wash your goddam hands I want a tuna sandwich"

09-11-2009, 02:28 PM	#2
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: deli story $5? Must be the lunch special. __________________

09-11-2009, 03:04 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: deli story LOL!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-11-2009, 03:16 PM	#4
DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Re: deli story That's great! __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

09-11-2009, 03:19 PM	#5
Commander Quan Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Derrick Location: Canton, OH Posts: 966 Trading: (4)	Re: deli story I would be a little suspicious about that tuna...

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