Stupid knows no bounds. - Page 2

CigarNut · 02-07-2011, 11:11 AM

Here you go:

Common foods with more potassium per serving are baked potatoes with 1081 milligrams per medium potato, bananas with 594 milligrams per one cup (297 per half cup), lima beans with 955 milligrams per cup (477.5 per half cup) and pinto beans with 800 milligrams per cup.

In the fruit department five dates or two dried figs have 271 milligrams, cantaloupe has 494 milligrams per one cup, orange juice has 496 milligrams per cup, pears have 208 milligrams each medium pear and one nectarine has 288 milligrams of potassium.

Milk or yogurt at 407 (for skim milk) to 579 milligrams, for plain yogurt, of potassium per cup. Cooked greens such as spinach (839 milligrams per cup) or tomato sauce (909 milligrams per cup).

Brussel sprouts, carrots, melons, winter squash, papaya, baked sweet potato (with the skin), cooked mushrooms, lentils and artichokes all have 500 or more milligrams of potassium per serving. Baked or broiled salmon, dark meat turkey and lean beef also contain 500 to 600 milligrams of potassium per 6 ounce, or dinner meal, serving.

Salt substitute has approximately 356 milligrams of potassium per one quarter teaspoon. There are also sports drinks available, in flavors like grape, orange, strawberry, lemon-lime, sour melon or cherry, that have added potassium.

357 · 02-07-2011, 11:33 AM

Sorry Scott. Hope you feel better.

BTW, head's up for kiwi, cantaloupe, or OJ (especially if he has a knife).

Sailchaser · 02-11-2011, 09:41 PM

Scott, I just shared your story with Kat and she can't understand why I see no problem with your logical thinking for I to am alergic to the yellow fruit and still continue to use the diversion tatic with Kat and can not figure out why it does not work either

tenbaseg · 02-07-2011, 11:50 AM

This would work as a reminder:

replicant_argent · 02-07-2011, 11:51 AM

mhm...

Here ya go, Scott.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx98pskffOY

HK3- · 02-07-2011, 12:10 PM

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Now I don't feel so stupid for grabbing hot pans with no mitten on after they come out of the oven.

pektel · 02-07-2011, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by HK3-

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Now I don't feel so stupid for grabbing hot pans with no mitten on after they come out of the oven.

I do that more than I like to admit. Not a hot pan straight from the oven, though. I take it out with hot pads, set the table, and for some reason forget the pan is still hot as a mofo until I grab onto it to bring to the table.

yourchoice · 02-07-2011, 12:29 PM

Damn, man, you're about as sharp as a rubber band!

Skywalker · 02-07-2011, 12:31 PM

Dumb A$$!!!

HK3- · 02-07-2011, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel

I do that more than I like to admit. Not a hot pan straight from the oven, though. I take it out with hot pads, set the table, and for some reason forget the pan is still hot as a mofo until I grab onto it to bring to the table.

Same here. I'm just too lazy to type it all out.

shilala · 02-07-2011, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by HK3-

Same here. I'm just too lazy to type it all out.

We call oven mitts the "gawdammitts".

sikk50 · 02-07-2011, 12:44 PM

"damn, man, you're about as sharp as a rubber band"

G G · 02-07-2011, 01:06 PM

Well I have to admit there is some comedy there, hope it goes away fast buddy.

T.G · 02-07-2011, 01:13 PM

Damn dude...

BTW - phone call for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I

Skywalker · 02-07-2011, 01:28 PM

Take two of these and call me in the morning...

Zeuceone · 02-07-2011, 02:03 PM

have some apple pie.

Smokin Gator · 02-07-2011, 02:07 PM

The light was one but nobody was home huh Scott!! Gotta say I feel sorry for ya though. No nanner pudding would SUCK!!!

Superbad · 02-07-2011, 02:15 PM

Feel better Scott!

shilala · 02-07-2011, 02:29 PM

After showing Michael's list of stuff with Potassium in it, turns out I had a couple oranges, two piles of banana goo, a bunch of stuffed mushrooms, and I slopped a ton of sketti sauce on my hot sausage sammich. Iate mostly crab stuffed mushrooms, but I ate some spinach ones, too.
Quite frankly, I'm fortunate I'm not up at the hospital getting shots in my ass. That's what they used to do to me about once a month before we got this crap under control.

I fix this by eating a bunch of cereal and I drink a gallon or two of water. It flushes my system. Tomorrow I'll be a champ.

Skywalker · 02-07-2011, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

After showing Michael's list of stuff with Potassium in it, turns out I had a couple oranges, two piles of banana goo, a bunch of stuffed mushrooms, and I slopped a ton of sketti sauce on my hot sausage sammich. Iate mostly crab stuffed mushrooms, but I ate some spinach ones, too.
Quite frankly, I'm fortunate I'm not up at the hospital getting shots in my ass. That's what they used to do to me about once a month before we got this crap under control.

I fix this by eating a bunch of cereal and I drink a gallon or two of water. It flushes my system. Tomorrow I'll be a champ.

Just don't put bananas on your cereal! Especially real bananas!

02-07-2011, 11:11 AM	#1
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. Here you go: Common foods with more potassium per serving are baked potatoes with 1081 milligrams per medium potato, bananas with 594 milligrams per one cup (297 per half cup), lima beans with 955 milligrams per cup (477.5 per half cup) and pinto beans with 800 milligrams per cup. In the fruit department five dates or two dried figs have 271 milligrams, cantaloupe has 494 milligrams per one cup, orange juice has 496 milligrams per cup, pears have 208 milligrams each medium pear and one nectarine has 288 milligrams of potassium. Milk or yogurt at 407 (for skim milk) to 579 milligrams, for plain yogurt, of potassium per cup. Cooked greens such as spinach (839 milligrams per cup) or tomato sauce (909 milligrams per cup). Brussel sprouts, carrots, melons, winter squash, papaya, baked sweet potato (with the skin), cooked mushrooms, lentils and artichokes all have 500 or more milligrams of potassium per serving. Baked or broiled salmon, dark meat turkey and lean beef also contain 500 to 600 milligrams of potassium per 6 ounce, or dinner meal, serving. Salt substitute has approximately 356 milligrams of potassium per one quarter teaspoon. There are also sports drinks available, in flavors like grape, orange, strawberry, lemon-lime, sour melon or cherry, that have added potassium. __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

02-07-2011, 11:33 AM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. Sorry Scott. Hope you feel better. BTW, head's up for kiwi, cantaloupe, or OJ (especially if he has a knife). __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

02-11-2011, 09:41 PM	#3
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,737 Trading: (7)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. Scott, I just shared your story with Kat and she can't understand why I see no problem with your logical thinking for I to am alergic to the yellow fruit and still continue to use the diversion tatic with Kat and can not figure out why it does not work either __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

02-07-2011, 11:50 AM	#4
tenbaseg Saying no to daily deals! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Garrett Location: Masshole Nation Posts: 1,094 Trading: (40)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. This would work as a reminder:

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02-07-2011, 12:10 PM	#6
HK3- Cashmere Jungle Lord Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Boffa Location: The town so nice they named it twice Posts: 5,035 Trading: (48)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Now I don't feel so stupid for grabbing hot pans with no mitten on after they come out of the oven.

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,749 Trading: (10)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. Well I have to admit there is some comedy there, hope it goes away fast buddy.

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T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,578 Trading: (37)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. Damn dude... BTW - phone call for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. Take two of these and call me in the morning... __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

02-07-2011, 02:03 PM	#16
Zeuceone You're next Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: G Location: SoCal Posts: 1,737 Trading: (16)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. have some apple pie.

02-07-2011, 02:07 PM	#17
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. The light was one but nobody was home huh Scott!! Gotta say I feel sorry for ya though. No nanner pudding would SUCK!!! __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

02-07-2011, 02:15 PM	#18
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02-07-2011, 02:29 PM	#19
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Stupid knows no bounds. After showing Michael's list of stuff with Potassium in it, turns out I had a couple oranges, two piles of banana goo, a bunch of stuffed mushrooms, and I slopped a ton of sketti sauce on my hot sausage sammich. Iate mostly crab stuffed mushrooms, but I ate some spinach ones, too. Quite frankly, I'm fortunate I'm not up at the hospital getting shots in my ass. That's what they used to do to me about once a month before we got this crap under control. I fix this by eating a bunch of cereal and I drink a gallon or two of water. It flushes my system. Tomorrow I'll be a champ. __________________