Rapture Smoke - Page 2

TBone · 05-17-2011, 07:49 AM

I hope the world ends before 1 P.M. I have to teach that day and it should would be nice not having to be on my feet for 6 hrs.

shilala · 05-17-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TBone

I hope the world ends before 1 P.M. I have to teach that day and it should would be nice not having to be on my feet for all of eternity.

Fixed it for ya.

smokin5 · 05-17-2011, 09:19 AM

I've already ordered my
"I Beat The Rapture" T-shirt.
Should be here May 22.
Unless I'm not.

DBall · 05-17-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by smokin5

I've already ordered my
"I Beat The Rapture" T-shirt.
Should be here May 22.
Unless I'm not.

IBTR (In Before The Rapture)... ?

Skywalker · 05-17-2011, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DBall

IBTR (In Before The Rapture)... ?

05-17-2011, 01:48 PM

Sure hope I get my golf outing in...shotgun start at 8:30AM. My luck, it will be the round of my life and it will happen right before putting out on the 18th hole. Will probably go down with a 601 Blue in my hand.

markem · 05-17-2011, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Angus

Sure hope I get my golf outing in...shotgun start at 8:30AM. My luck, it will be the round of my life and it will happen right before putting out on the 18th hole. Will probably go down with a 601 Blue in my hand.

be very careful. There's a lesson and religion lesson in the movie Caddy Shack that should not be ignored.

icehog3 · 05-17-2011, 09:55 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM

N2 GOLD · 05-17-2011, 10:36 AM

They say that it will happen at noon. Now, I'm assuming it will go one time zone at a time.

If I jump back 3-4 time zones east after the end has hit in that area & before it hits my current area would I be o.k.??? Would I have beaten the Rapture of 2011???

Skywalker · 05-17-2011, 10:37 AM

I have a Herf planned for that Day!

It's going to be a quiet day in Church on Sunday!!!

markem · 05-17-2011, 10:44 AM

I am not smoking a thing. You people may not be able to take your stash with you, but I can take mine with me owing to a special relationship will all known and unknown deities. I'll be the one in nirvana with the really good sticks for sale.

Subvet642 · 05-17-2011, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by markem

I am not smoking a thing. You people may not be able to take your stash with you, but I can take mine with me owing to a special relationship will all known and unknown deities. I'll be the one in nirvana with the really good sticks for sale.

Really? I'm taking mine to Tír na nÓg and I'm not sellin'.

bonjing · 05-17-2011, 10:52 AM

So are we all supposed to drop dead or will SHTF?

shilala · 05-17-2011, 11:12 AM

Here's a neat factoid...
The word Rapture does not appear in the Bible. The term "rapture" started being used around 1730 to lay a name to some previously (widely) hyped puritanical rhetoric on the New Testament.

357 · 05-17-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Here's a neat factoid...
The word Rapture does not appear in the Bible. The term "rapture" started being used around 1730 to lay a name to some previously (widely) hyped puritanical rhetoric on the New Testament.

Also, the Bible states that nobody (but the Father) knows when Christ will return...

Mark 13:

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[31] Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.
[32] But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
[33] Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.

Skywalker · 05-17-2011, 11:30 AM

Probably won't be smoking the Devil's Weed that day!!!

icehog3 · 05-17-2011, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

Probably won't be smoking the Devil's Weed that day!!!

After the life I've led, I probably won't have a choice.

Skywalker · 05-17-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

After the life I've led, I probably won't have a choice.

shilala · 05-17-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 357

Also, the Bible states that nobody (but the Father) knows when Christ will return...

Amen. I was gonna blather on about whenever the word "rapture" is spoken, everything after it is usually close to 100% wrong, but I just spared the crowd. I preach enough.

markem · 05-17-2011, 01:33 PM

Let's not forget out pets. They will all be left because, well, they haven't been saved. Fortunately, there is a dedicated group that has planned ahead.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

05-17-2011, 07:49 AM	#1
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: Rapture Smoke I hope the world ends before 1 P.M. I have to teach that day and it should would be nice not having to be on my feet for 6 hrs.

05-17-2011, 09:19 AM	#3
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: Rapture Smoke I've already ordered my "I Beat The Rapture" T-shirt. Should be here May 22. Unless I'm not. __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

05-17-2011, 01:48 PM	#6
Angus Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Rapture Smoke Sure hope I get my golf outing in...shotgun start at 8:30AM. My luck, it will be the round of my life and it will happen right before putting out on the 18th hole. Will probably go down with a 601 Blue in my hand.

05-17-2011, 09:55 AM	#8
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,924 Trading: (60)	Re: Rapture Smoke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

05-17-2011, 10:36 AM	#9
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Rapture Smoke They say that it will happen at noon. Now, I'm assuming it will go one time zone at a time. If I jump back 3-4 time zones east after the end has hit in that area & before it hits my current area would I be o.k.??? Would I have beaten the Rapture of 2011??? __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

05-17-2011, 10:37 AM	#10
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Rapture Smoke I have a Herf planned for that Day! It's going to be a quiet day in Church on Sunday!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

05-17-2011, 10:44 AM	#11
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,655 Trading: (47)	Re: Rapture Smoke I am not smoking a thing. You people may not be able to take your stash with you, but I can take mine with me owing to a special relationship will all known and unknown deities. I'll be the one in nirvana with the really good sticks for sale. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-17-2011, 10:52 AM	#13
bonjing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,018 Trading: (39)	Re: Rapture Smoke So are we all supposed to drop dead or will SHTF?

05-17-2011, 11:12 AM	#14
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Rapture Smoke Here's a neat factoid... The word Rapture does not appear in the Bible. The term "rapture" started being used around 1730 to lay a name to some previously (widely) hyped puritanical rhetoric on the New Testament. __________________

05-17-2011, 11:30 AM	#16
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Rapture Smoke Probably won't be smoking the Devil's Weed that day!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

05-17-2011, 01:33 PM	#20
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,655 Trading: (47)	Re: Rapture Smoke Let's not forget out pets. They will all be left because, well, they haven't been saved. Fortunately, there is a dedicated group that has planned ahead. http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx