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07-14-2011, 09:58 AM | #22 |
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Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop
Something you DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.
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07-14-2011, 10:23 AM | #23 |
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Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop
Winner winner chicken dinner!
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07-14-2011, 10:26 AM | #24 |
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Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop
After I received a speeding ticket from an officer yesterday morning, I waited until he left my window and crumpled the ticket up. Threw it on the passenger seat, then quickly flatened it out again, making a mental note of when to pay it by. Felt like a real rebel for the 5.6 seconds it was crumpled!
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07-14-2011, 11:07 AM | #25 | ||
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Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop
Quote:
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07-14-2011, 12:28 PM | #28 |
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Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop
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07-14-2011, 12:54 PM | #29 |
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Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop
Police Officer: “Whatcha got in the trunk?” Driver: “Oh…you don’t want to look in there” Stoli... it'll burn ya. |
08-14-2011, 12:46 AM | #32 |
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Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop
"After you write the ticket are you going to go WeeWeeWeeWeeWee all the way home?"
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08-14-2011, 01:50 AM | #33 |
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Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop
Don't tase me bro
Bro, can I get a break,? No, you are not my brother and if you were I'd dis-own you Can I get a break? Sure it's next to the gas pedal. |
08-14-2011, 05:04 AM | #35 |
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Re: 20 things you don't say to a cop
you would for sure get multiple citations if you said that to me!!!!! ill even tow your car and take you for the ride....................
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