Daddy needs some help!! - Page 2

Steve · 09-24-2011, 07:19 PM

I hear ya brother!

Mine is in 6th grade. Fortunately she would still rather fish with me than hang out with boys, but I know that probably won't last for long.

My plan is to have a massive and continuous herf when she starts bringing guys around. Snkbyt, Drez, Remo, DPD, Orge, and any other big scary guys with guns. Between that and taking the boy out shark fishing after grinding up chum

Ogre · 09-24-2011, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by steve

I hear ya brother!

Mine is in 6th grade. Fortunately she would still rather fish with me than hang out with boys, but I know that probably won't last for long.

My plan is to have a massive and continuous herf when she starts bringing guys around. Snkbyt, Drez, Remo, DPD, Orge, and any other big scary guys with guns. Between that and taking the boy out shark fishing after grinding up chum

I thought you said big guys????

Steve · 09-24-2011, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre

I thought you said big guys????

I wondered when and who would be the first with that

But hey, I figure little hands, big gun!

Ogre · 09-24-2011, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by steve

I wondered when and who would be the first with that

But hey, I figure little hands, big gun!

A Walter PPK would look big in his hands!!!!!

Bill86 · 09-24-2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre

A Walter PPK would look big in his hands!!!!!

I have a .22 walther he can borrow

Devanmc · 09-24-2011, 07:22 PM

^ you forgot tom and weapons clearly laying around the house

MrClean · 09-24-2011, 07:32 PM

We're pretty lucky, she's a good kid. She's committed to getting good grades, not TOO mouthy, and really isn't into boys as much as some of her friends are.

I did get a report from the wife. She saw the boy who was meeting our daughter at the dance, he kind of put his hand on her back, as they were walking in. Kind of a nervous gesture my wife said. He did pay for her ticket, so I have to give him that.

I get to go pick her up, I wonder if I can get a gun rack mounted in my truck window in time?

Steve · 09-24-2011, 07:27 PM

Steve · 09-24-2011, 07:31 PM

I also want to make sure they know that there is not much difference between gutting a pig and a little boy

DPD6030 · 09-24-2011, 07:40 PM

Ahh I hear ya on that. Reminds me of the scene in Bad Boys II when Smith peeks out at Reggie.

Boz · 09-25-2011, 12:24 AM

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Ahh I hear ya on that. Reminds me of the scene in Bad Boys II when Smith peeks out at Reggie.

I love that scene. Im going to reenact that scene when my 2yo daughter is that age.

Steve · 09-24-2011, 07:53 PM

ashtonlady · 09-24-2011, 09:38 PM

I just taught my daughter that Mom is smarter than she is, and she cant lie to me. I also turned on the GPS on her phone. Only had to use it once. The best thing I did was set the ground rule That I will always tell her what I think of her latest boyfriend. It worked, she is now 22 and dating a guy that both her dad and I think is OK. She is also a great kid with great direction in her life. (keeping fingers crossed)

Shot gun is a good thing to have on hand for the teenage years though.

J0eybb · 09-24-2011, 11:11 PM

I told my wife that the boy that picks up my daughters will have to come in, sit down, and clean the blood off of my shotgun. I will then explain that said blood is the last boy my daughter dated.

AlohaStyle · 09-25-2011, 12:30 AM

Just like they say... with a boy you only have one dick to worry about, with a girl you have to worry about all the dicks!?! I have a 3 year old girl with another baby on the way which will probably be a girl knowing my luck. So I feel your pain...

09-24-2011, 07:19 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! I hear ya brother! Mine is in 6th grade. Fortunately she would still rather fish with me than hang out with boys, but I know that probably won't last for long. My plan is to have a massive and continuous herf when she starts bringing guys around. Snkbyt, Drez, Remo, DPD, Orge, and any other big scary guys with guns. Between that and taking the boy out shark fishing after grinding up chum __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-24-2011, 07:22 PM	#6
Devanmc Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Devan Location: The Zoo Posts: 1,971 Trading: (40)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! ^ you forgot tom and weapons clearly laying around the house __________________ I spent a lot of my money on booze, cigars, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered. -George Best

09-24-2011, 07:32 PM	#7
MrClean Bald Man Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Jeff Location: KC MO Posts: 2,229 Trading: (28)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! We're pretty lucky, she's a good kid. She's committed to getting good grades, not TOO mouthy, and really isn't into boys as much as some of her friends are. I did get a report from the wife. She saw the boy who was meeting our daughter at the dance, he kind of put his hand on her back, as they were walking in. Kind of a nervous gesture my wife said. He did pay for her ticket, so I have to give him that. I get to go pick her up, I wonder if I can get a gun rack mounted in my truck window in time? __________________ http://jeffcarrollphotos.com Not a photographer, just a dude with a camera. Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

09-24-2011, 07:27 PM	#8
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-24-2011, 07:31 PM	#9
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! I also want to make sure they know that there is not much difference between gutting a pig and a little boy __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-24-2011, 07:40 PM	#10
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! Ahh I hear ya on that. Reminds me of the scene in Bad Boys II when Smith peeks out at Reggie.

09-24-2011, 07:53 PM	#12
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-24-2011, 09:38 PM	#13
ashtonlady The Lady is Here Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Laura Location: Seattle WA Posts: 1,090 Trading: (8)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! I just taught my daughter that Mom is smarter than she is, and she cant lie to me. I also turned on the GPS on her phone. Only had to use it once. The best thing I did was set the ground rule That I will always tell her what I think of her latest boyfriend. It worked, she is now 22 and dating a guy that both her dad and I think is OK. She is also a great kid with great direction in her life. (keeping fingers crossed) Shot gun is a good thing to have on hand for the teenage years though.

09-24-2011, 11:11 PM	#14
J0eybb Feeling up at Home Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,084 Trading: (5)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! I told my wife that the boy that picks up my daughters will have to come in, sit down, and clean the blood off of my shotgun. I will then explain that said blood is the last boy my daughter dated. __________________ Live Chat http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=60202

09-25-2011, 12:30 AM	#15
AlohaStyle Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: WA Posts: 1,168 Trading: (40)	Re: Daddy needs some help!! Just like they say... with a boy you only have one dick to worry about, with a girl you have to worry about all the dicks!?! I have a 3 year old girl with another baby on the way which will probably be a girl knowing my luck. So I feel your pain...