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01-03-2022, 09:41 AM | #1 |
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Fly swatting
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
Wife: “What are you doing dear?” Husband: “Swatting flies. I got three males and two females” Wife: “How on Earth do you know which gender they were?” Husband: “Easy: three were on the beer, and the other two were on the phone.”
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