You know your getting older when....... - Page 4

02-14-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bonjing

when the gf says, "baby, your hair is getting thin."

Don't feel too bad, Bon; I'm only 19 and it's getting there.

Hats are either my friend or the reason for it

ucla695 · 02-13-2009, 07:08 AM

When your kids point out features on your new phone, computer, etc that you didn't even know it had.

floydp · 02-13-2009, 07:23 AM

When you have 12 grand kids and your youngest daughter is well past 25. When your acne has relocated south(Buttocks). When you use the word buttocks instead of ass or tookus. When you spend 10 minutes looking for your glasses and realize your wearing them. Or looking like a mad man for your car keys that are in your hand. When your talking to one of the kids and you go thru every name in the family before you get their actual name.

Pete · 02-13-2009, 07:29 AM

When a sweet young thing opens the door for YOU.

Sailchaser · 02-13-2009, 07:40 AM

When you have more replacement parts in your body than your orginal parts

pnoon · 02-13-2009, 07:41 AM

Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids.

taltos · 02-13-2009, 08:00 AM

You go into another room and when you get there, you forgot why you went to that other room.

Skywalker · 02-13-2009, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids.

Or you find out that one of them is your kid!!!!

Parshooter · 02-13-2009, 10:35 AM

When your wife gets AARP notices in the mail.

Seanohue · 02-13-2009, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids.

Sorry Uncle Pnoon

pnoon · 02-13-2009, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanohue

Sorry Uncle Pnoon

You are by no means the only one, Sean.

JaKaacH · 02-13-2009, 12:22 PM

...you look at your hair, and you don't care if it turns gray or white, as long as it don't turn loose...

karmaz00 · 02-13-2009, 10:37 AM

when i use the term "back in the day"...

ActionAndy · 02-13-2009, 11:11 AM

Last night I stopped drinking at 10 pm. Because I had work in the morning.

Kreth · 02-13-2009, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ActionAndy

Last night I stopped drinking at 10 pm. Because I had work in the morning.

Up partying all hours of the night? What do you think, you're in college?

MajorCaptSilly · 02-13-2009, 11:24 AM

Headbanging brings on severe neck pain the next day.

MCS

That doesn't mean I'm ready to stop yet!

02-13-2009, 11:27 AM

When you try to remember what you had for supper last night, and find out the meal you are remembering was from 3 months ago.

When you write the date on a peice of paperwork, and realize you are still dating things January 2008.

When you write on your schedule when you think you will need to change you transmission fluid, even though its not until July 2009.

The first time you ask your wife to "darn my socks, please"

When you hesitate to try new foods in a restaurant because don't know what they will do to your colon.

When you actually find that satisfaction Capt Kirk was talking about regarding the benefits of fibre; discovering that he is actually quite an effective spokesperson for "whatever that cereal was"

Cheers

Cyanide

poker · 02-13-2009, 11:30 AM

When you automatically get mail from AARP (weekly)

smitdavi · 02-13-2009, 09:49 PM

good stuff guys....keep it coming

02-14-2009, 08:30 AM

You know your getting old when you need two pair of glasses. One to read the TV Guide and one to see the TV.

02-13-2009, 07:08 AM	#2
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: You know your getting older when....... When your kids point out features on your new phone, computer, etc that you didn't even know it had.

02-13-2009, 07:23 AM	#3
floydp Team of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Here behind my wall Posts: 939 Trading: (0)	Re: You know your getting older when....... When you have 12 grand kids and your youngest daughter is well past 25. When your acne has relocated south(Buttocks). When you use the word buttocks instead of ass or tookus. When you spend 10 minutes looking for your glasses and realize your wearing them. Or looking like a mad man for your car keys that are in your hand. When your talking to one of the kids and you go thru every name in the family before you get their actual name. __________________ Waiting for the Worms to come.

02-13-2009, 07:29 AM	#4
Pete Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Pete Location: Dan's Tavern Posts: 58 Trading: (0)	Re: You know your getting older when....... When a sweet young thing opens the door for YOU.

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02-13-2009, 07:41 AM	#6
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02-13-2009, 08:00 AM	#7
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: You know your getting older when....... You go into another room and when you get there, you forgot why you went to that other room. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

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02-13-2009, 10:37 AM	#13
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02-13-2009, 11:11 AM	#14
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02-13-2009, 11:24 AM	#16
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: You know your getting older when....... Headbanging brings on severe neck pain the next day. MCS That doesn't mean I'm ready to stop yet! __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

02-13-2009, 11:27 AM	#17
Cyanide Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You know your getting older when....... When you try to remember what you had for supper last night, and find out the meal you are remembering was from 3 months ago. When you write the date on a peice of paperwork, and realize you are still dating things January 2008. When you write on your schedule when you think you will need to change you transmission fluid, even though its not until July 2009. The first time you ask your wife to "darn my socks, please" When you hesitate to try new foods in a restaurant because don't know what they will do to your colon. When you actually find that satisfaction Capt Kirk was talking about regarding the benefits of fibre; discovering that he is actually quite an effective spokesperson for "whatever that cereal was" Cheers Cyanide

02-13-2009, 11:30 AM	#18
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smitdavi Ambassador of Quan Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,434 Trading: (9)	Re: You know your getting older when....... good stuff guys....keep it coming

02-14-2009, 08:30 AM	#20
Demented Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You know your getting older when....... You know your getting old when you need two pair of glasses. One to read the TV Guide and one to see the TV.