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03-13-2009, 08:14 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
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03-13-2009, 08:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Pete
Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
when you go to the State Fair....
Look around...... Look at all the kids... With hideous desperate mommies.... and you know why some of these work...... 
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03-16-2009, 04:06 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
"Pursuant to Megan's Law, I am obligated to tell you that I am a convicted sex offender."
Props to Tucker Max... I laughed so hard when I read that he actually used this line on a girl. |
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03-16-2009, 04:15 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
Using the guise of plausible denial....
""Nice a$$....get in the truck"" And I can neither confirm nor deny that it works.
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03-16-2009, 04:20 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
I have some more....
-Can I read your T shirt in brail? - Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after. - You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more? - I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock -Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. - I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead? 
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08-21-2009, 03:07 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
the next time a girl touches you like that look in her eyes...
you'll see dollar signs floating around :P |
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08-21-2009, 03:25 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
That (dress, shirt, bikini, or whatever she's wearing) is very becoming on you....of course if I was on you I'd be cumming too
If we were both squirrels would you let me bust my nut in your hole? never worked for me, but your results may vary |
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08-21-2009, 03:27 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
Ever ride a fat boy?.....................................Want too?
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08-23-2009, 09:36 AM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
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08-23-2009, 09:39 AM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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09-21-2010, 02:31 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
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 I think this might be the funniest post I've ever read on CA.
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09-21-2010, 02:44 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
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I've heard nearly all of these, some from carlin, some from movies. |
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09-21-2010, 03:08 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
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09-21-2010, 04:06 PM
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09-21-2010, 02:54 PM
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
Hi, did you know I am the world greatest tongue wrestler...want a title match?
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