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Mila smoked my cigar
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"Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."
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The Godfather
"I gave him offer he couldn't refuse". |
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"Every seen a splean this big". The doctor "Not since breakfast". Fletch |
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Gus McCrae: Only way to get better food around here is by shooting Bolivar. And another thing, Bol, I want you to quit whackin' that dinner bell for supper. You can hit it at noon if you want to, but lay off doin' it in the evenin'. See, a man with any sense at all can tell when it's sundown, without you whackin' that bell. Bolivar: General Robert E. Lee freed the slaves. I can whack it if I want to. Gus McCrae: It was Abe Lincoln that freed the slaves, Bol, not General Lee. Pea Eye Parker: He didn't free Mexicans, anyway, Bol. It was Americans he freed. |
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PATRIOT and VETERAN
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not the movie I got it from
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You are supposed to correctly guess the one that is pending then post your own
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Have My Own Room
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Man on Fire How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.
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Just call me Slappy.
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Unforgiven; Bill Munny
How about: Mr. Cohill, it is a bitter thing, indeed, to learn that an officer who has had nine years experience in the cavalry - the officer to whom I am surrendering command of this troop in two more days - should have so little grasp of leadership as to allow himself to be shivvied into a go at "fisticuffs" while 'Taps' still sounds over a brave man's grave! God help this troop when I'm gone.
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Have My Own Room
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I have to do this one as well She wore a yellow Ribbon? I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!
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The Belly of the Beast
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"Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right boy?" |
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Fatter than you!
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"Who's the wild man now?!"
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times. ![]() |
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One of my fav. flicks is The Sweet Smell of Success with Lancaster and Curtis. Some quotes:
"The cat's in the bag and the bags in the river." "My big toe would make a better president." "You have the scruples of a guinea pig and the morals of a gangster." "Your mouth is big as a basket and twice as empty." "I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie made of arsenic." |
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"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in a sort of sun god robes, surrounded by a thousand naked women, screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Why am I the only person who has that dream?" |
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"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." |
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Yes I am a Pirate
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OK, it's from "As Good As It Gets" How about: "You had a leak? You call what's goin' on around here a leak? Boy, the last time there was a leak like this, Noah built hisself a boat. "
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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It's Cigar O' Clock!
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How about "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
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