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Old 04-21-2009, 12:31 PM   #41
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Hilarious yet Horrific, a priceless post Big D!!!
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:00 PM   #42
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Lmfao!!
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:12 PM   #43
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Very funny!

Try wearing a mans thong, it might help (not that I've got any experience with that kinda thing mind, I'm so proud of my ass hair..it's like a passage into manhood)
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:23 PM   #44
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Sorry Mark, I thought you and I were tight.
Tight like your @$$ cheeks!
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:26 PM   #45
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10/10 speechless
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:02 PM   #46
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read this a couple years ago.... laughed just as much reading it today as I did back then. Oh so true. Best bet for those considering it: Electric shaver. use the beard trimmer part, and for the love of God, don't get it down to that brillo pad texture!
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Old 05-28-2009, 04:10 PM   #47
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I wish I would have read it years ago. I tried this once with similar results
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Old 08-03-2009, 01:20 PM   #48
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Sorry for bringing back a zombie thread, but this was hilarious
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:33 PM   #49
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Sorry for bringing back a zombie thread, but this was hilarious
that's ok, give's the newbies a chance to learn

Things like this aught to be mandatory reading for everyone.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:40 PM   #50
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Yikes!

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Old 08-04-2009, 08:21 AM   #51
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Yikes!


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Old 08-04-2009, 09:04 AM   #52
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Wow that was funny...I keep it together up to the thrid from last paragraph...Then i couldnt read my screen anymore....This is wicked funny
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:12 AM   #53
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Fist read this story it is great
i have tears from Laughing
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:52 AM   #54
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Nice review.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:27 AM   #55
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Thanks for bumping this one up so funny.

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Old 08-04-2009, 12:46 PM   #56
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Darrell...made me spit out what I was drinking...DAMN FUNNY!! Thanks for sharing...LOL!
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