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Old 11-20-2009, 11:42 PM   #41
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Old 11-21-2009, 05:58 AM   #42
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Ehhh... Did I miss something in the said joke?
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Thanks guys I thought it was my english but I realize it is not the case

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Old 11-21-2009, 06:59 AM   #43
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You need to think outside the trapezoid to understand the genius of MCS.
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Old 11-21-2009, 07:21 AM   #44
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So, two muffins are in the oven and one says to the the other, "Geez, it's hot in here."

The other muffin says, "Holy chit! A talking muffin!"
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Old 11-21-2009, 08:14 AM   #45
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Thanks guys I thought it was my english but I realize it is not the case

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A French guy wallks into a silly thread on CA and doesn't understand. The original poster finds that understandable but continues on with his original plan of posting jokes with no punchline in order to complete his mission of ruling the world.

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Old 11-21-2009, 08:19 AM   #46
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Some people just can't appreciate a good bowl of pants soup.
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Old 11-21-2009, 08:25 AM   #47
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Some people just can't appreciate a good bowl of pants soup.
especially if there is cake for desert or pie for the eye
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Old 11-21-2009, 08:35 AM   #48
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especially if there is cake for desert or pie for the eye
If you give me a pie in the eye, I'll give you issue #168 of MAD Magazine!

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