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Old 07-21-2010, 10:39 AM   #1
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Battlefield Earth is totally the worst movie I've seen!


It was the 2nd time I watched it when I realized the aliens (Travolta and Whitaker) were wearing giant metallic codpieces.
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:22 AM   #2
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Battlefield Earth is totally the worst movie I've seen!


This is an absolutely terrible movie. There are no redeeming qualities in this at all.

It is closely followed up by The Post Man.
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:26 PM   #4
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:43 PM   #5
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Batman & Robin (1997) horrible movie....
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Old 07-17-2010, 07:40 AM   #6
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Batman & Robin (1997) horrible movie....
Actually, I forgot about this one. This was the only movie Ive ever walked out of half way, ever.
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:22 PM   #7
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Clifford with Martin Short...I was 12 and I wanted to leave the theater.

And I'd say Dicaprio has been pretty damn good (other than in Titanic). He was great in the Departed.
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Old 07-17-2010, 01:15 AM   #8
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Windtalkers. Hands down, the worst war movie ever.
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Old 07-17-2010, 08:03 AM   #9
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The only movie I've ever walked out of was the new version of Hairspray, and that's saying something because I've seen "Battlefield: Earth" in the theater and DIDN'T walk out.

Hairspray was just awful. I'm not a fan of musicals in the first place, but this was just painful to watch in so many ways. Skip it and watch the original one instead, it's muuuuuuch better.
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Here's another stinker for you guys, "Ghosts of Mars". Whoever thought zombies on mars with a lead role going to Ice Cube was a good idea ought to have their head checked
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:46 AM   #11
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Worst movie for me... It's a tie, I guess

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Old 07-19-2010, 03:52 AM   #12
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Some memorable crap movies I've seen recently - Avatar, A-Team remake, GI Joe remake, Shutter Island. It's been quite a while since I've seen a new movie I really enjoyed. The last was probably Body of Lies...
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Avatar, GI Joe, and Shutter Island was crap!
I liked the new A-Team movie.
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A-Team remake,
Any movie with Jessica Biel cant be all that bad

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I liked the new A-Team movie.
maybe you guys would like "The a-Team" movie better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1mopepCwG4
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Caddyshack II Couldn't find one redeeming moment in the movie.
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Avatar, GI Joe, and Shutter Island was crap!
I liked the new A-Team movie.
I liked GI Joe...mindless fun.
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The first half of the latest King Kong movie was awful. If not for the amazing cgi in the second half, the whole movie was crap.
Jack Black was cast horribly and the editing clearly cut out whatever storyline they were trying to build. The 76'ish Kong was way better, all in all.
I like most movies, even if they basically suck. Most at least have something going for them, at least something to appreciate art-wise.
Kong was so poorly done by top professionals that it probably deserves the worst ever moniker.
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You want a Worst Movie...I have tons, Since I love old school B Horror. You really want to slit wrists and choke on your own disgust, check this movie out:

"The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made"

They actually use ketchup for blood and tinfoil for swords...Priceless!
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