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Old 12-10-2010, 10:24 AM   #1
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but he said, "Cigars?! I meant crack!"
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:03 PM   #10
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like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.
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cuz fire melts them down to midgets
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He barks, "My butt itches."
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"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"
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