Limerick Thread! - Page 79

04-01-2011, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Time for a little April Fools,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

But even today you should follow certain rules,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

Don't make your pranks too mean,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

And please keep them clean,

And don't kick anyone in the jewels.

04-01-2011, 06:24 PM

New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

icehog3 · 04-01-2011, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

Where else do you find a better Brother,

04-01-2011, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Where else do you find a better Brother,

I can think of nowhere,

icehog3 · 04-02-2011, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Where else do you find a better Brother,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

I can think of nowhere,

Land, sea or air,

VTDragon · 04-04-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Where else do you find a better Brother,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

I can think of nowhere,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Land, sea or air,

It's almost like being back home with mother.

icehog3 · 04-05-2011, 10:58 AM

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

VTDragon · 04-05-2011, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

icehog3 · 04-05-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

The hog's making a play for second,

VTDragon · 04-05-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

The hog's making a play for second,

With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

The hog's making a play for second,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,

But I could still step into the dookie.

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 10:11 AM

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

04-06-2011, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

VTDragon · 04-06-2011, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

04-06-2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

Yard work gave me a splinter!

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Yard work gave me a splinter!

If I hire it out, it won't be as hard.

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 11:58 AM

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We can't seem to catch a break,

04-06-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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We can't seem to catch a break,

or even a lizard named Jake.

icehog3 · 04-06-2011, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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We can't seem to catch a break,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

or even a lizard named Jake.

But a turtle named Stu,

04-06-2011, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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We can't seem to catch a break,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

or even a lizard named Jake.

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Originally Posted by icehog3

But a turtle named Stu,

Met a gopher named Sue,

04-01-2011, 06:24 PM	#2
mariogolbee Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! New one! The Asylum's a place like no other,

04-05-2011, 10:58 AM	#7
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04-06-2011, 10:11 AM	#12
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Time to start cleaning up the yard, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

04-06-2011, 11:58 AM	#17
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: We can't seem to catch a break, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson