Limerick Thread! - Page 85

icehog3 · 04-21-2011, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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The pros may not play football this year,

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I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,

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It'll really suck if they can't get things worked out,

With a cigar and a Guinness, I'll sit and pout,

Stephen · 04-21-2011, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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The pros may not play football this year,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I'll watch the Gators, and drink me some beer,

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Originally Posted by Stephen

It'll really suck if they can't get things worked out,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

With a cigar and a Guinness, I'll sit and pout,

I won't know what to do if I can't watch the Packers kick the Bears in the rear!

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 10:51 AM

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

VTDragon · 04-25-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

So now there's Game Seven,

Gophernut · 04-25-2011, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

So now there's Game Seven,

Luongo may give up eleven,

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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The Blackhawks came back from the dead,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

As did the Bruins, the New Englander said,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

So now there's Game Seven,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

Luongo may give up eleven,

And Western Canadians will chop off Luo's head.

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 02:36 PM

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

Gophernut · 04-25-2011, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

I can pay you in cash,

VTDragon · 04-25-2011, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I can pay you in cash,

Or, perhaps from my stash?

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I don't wanna work tomorrow,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

Do you have some sick time I could borrow?

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I can pay you in cash,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

Or, perhaps from my stash?

If I have to go in I will be filled with sorrow.

icehog3 · 04-25-2011, 05:47 PM

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

Fordman4ever · 04-25-2011, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

When a fat man came in with a limp,

Brutus2600 · 04-25-2011, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

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Originally Posted by Fordman4ever

When a fat man came in with a limp,

I asked what was shakin'

icehog3 · 04-26-2011, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

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Originally Posted by Fordman4ever

When a fat man came in with a limp,

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Originally Posted by Brutus2600

I asked what was shakin'

He replied "monkey bacon",

Brutus2600 · 04-26-2011, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp,

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Originally Posted by Fordman4ever

When a fat man came in with a limp,

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Originally Posted by Brutus2600

I asked what was shakin'

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Originally Posted by icehog3

He replied "monkey bacon",

Then he floated right off like a blimp

Brutus2600 · 04-26-2011, 09:43 AM

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I'm smoking a PSD four

Fordman4ever · 04-26-2011, 09:45 AM

if i'm not careful, i'll end up on the floor,

Brutus2600 · 04-26-2011, 09:49 AM

So I'll smoke it real slow,

04-25-2011, 10:51 AM	#3
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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,376 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: I was sitting, eating bacon with a chimp, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-26-2011, 09:43 AM	#18
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: I'm smoking a PSD four __________________ www.halfwheel.com \| news+reviews You can also follow me on Twitter @brutus2600 Last edited by Brutus2600; 04-26-2011 at 09:52 AM. Reason: changed back to original

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Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Limerick Thread! So I'll smoke it real slow, __________________ www.halfwheel.com \| news+reviews You can also follow me on Twitter @brutus2600