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Old 05-07-2010, 11:40 AM   #21
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Me: Did that hurt?
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Me: When you fell from heaven?
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:49 AM   #22
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If she's a woman of her word you can't miss with this.
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:56 AM   #23
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So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby???
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:13 PM   #24
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My friend thought this was a good line for some reason. I doubt he used it though.

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Scrambled or fertilized?
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:17 PM   #25
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I think I know you from before, but you would have to take off your clothes in order for me to be 100% sure.
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:18 PM   #26
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Ever had your belly button licked?

From the inside?
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:21 PM   #27
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What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?

Seemed funny considering the forum here... lol
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:21 PM   #28
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Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask?
Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice.

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Old 05-07-2010, 03:42 PM   #29
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i'm engaged so i haven't been getting any for awhile.
You think you have problems now...
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:26 PM   #30
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Did you know that I can part my hair with my tongue?
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:45 PM   #31
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You're driving me nuts. Wanna bolt, and screw?
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:59 PM   #32
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Hi seemed to work.
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Old 05-08-2010, 07:02 AM   #33
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Hi seemed to work.
Yeah, but the last time you sent a love note it was written on papyrus.
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Old 05-08-2010, 07:06 AM   #34
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Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
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Old 05-10-2010, 11:44 AM   #35
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I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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Old 05-10-2010, 12:17 PM   #36
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Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.

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Old 05-10-2010, 12:27 PM   #37
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So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby???
Spoken like a true married man with a toddler.

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Old 05-10-2010, 01:51 PM   #38
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Amazing anyone on here ever had a date!
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Old 05-10-2010, 03:01 PM   #39
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Hi, I'm L.T.


SMACK!

Don't tell anybody about this, OK?









Too soon?
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Old 05-10-2010, 03:28 PM   #40
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Well, aren't you a pretty little ribeye... Want to go have a hot time on my grill?



And that is actually used to address a chunk of meat... and the purpose is to get it's deliciousness in my belly...

I got nuttin.
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