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- Your Dad must be a farmer..cause you have some great melons!
-Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one. -I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? -If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go. -Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? - Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
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Hey you're taller than I am, wanna ****?
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Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!
i’m blind, can you hold my stick and show me where to go? Do u work for Cingular? Cuz you’re raising my bar. |
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Have My Own Room
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Opa!!
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Walk up to a woman, check the label of her shirt. "Ahah, just as I thought, MADE IN HEAVEN"!
Hey baby your ass looks like a keg, how bout you let me tap that! GUY: *make sound like an ambulance Girl: What is that noise? GUY: It's the ambulance coming to pick me up because you took my breath away. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. And my all time favorite. I only have 3 months to live..
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Not Scary
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Rider on the storm.
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Who needs pickup lines?
Three weeks ago my son and I go out for a drink at a local bar. We sit down, light our cigars and 20 minutes later a women who claimed she was a professional barrel racer sat down next to me and tried to pick me up. She started by saying, "That cigar smells good..." Last week, my son and I went to a different bar. Grabbed a table in the corner and a pitcher of beer. The table next to us has a really hot brunette with very nice tattoos covering parts of her body made visible by a very low cut crop top t-shirt. When her boyfriend leaves, she turns around, puts her hands on my leg and tells me she likes my cigar and my t-shirt (I was wearing a freaking t-shirt I bought at wally word, for gods sake). It must have been the cigars....
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