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			A customer at my job is named Richard Moss but goes by Dick...........Moss. Not sure but I think they have a salve for that don't they?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Had a couple of employees named Janet Jackson and Tina Turner. Our payroll dept did not pay them at first because they thought it was a joke. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() My two favorites though are guys who worked at the WHQ of the last place I worked. Richard Head Rusty John Could never say Rusty's name without laughing. ![]()  
		
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			Richard Pface, but you can call me "Dick." True story- he was a purchasing agent for a company I sold to. Guess at that point he didn't care anymore and had hear it all.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Guy who worked with one of my friend's wives year ago at a medical lab was named Atul Shed. (A tool shed).
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I knew a guy in another platoon named Harry Ball.  I dated a girl named Spicey. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			My wife has seen a few kids come through the office with odd names - Cinderella was one of the tamer of them.  
		
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			I went to high school with a girl who's last name was Steele - nothing much odd with that.  But she had an aunt who was a physical therapist names Mada.  That's right, a therapist Mada Steele.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I had a student several years ago, if I can remember here is his name, Eekbyasyakinbiagalan.  That was his first name, and asked that I just call him Bison, and I was fine with that.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I was watching an early episode of Intervention on A&E, and this particular episode was about a homosexual that used a lot of heroin.  Anyway, after he decides to go to treatment, he gets to the treatment center and it is a specially designed treatment center for homosexuals.  The director of said  treatment center's name was Thomas Highcock.  I thought that was pretty interesting considering the circumstances.... :-)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			I had a boss named Bunny Beamsderfer about 10 years ago. Her real name was actually Bunny.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I almost forgot... I went to high school with a kid named Bud Wieser.  I'm not sure if his real first name was really Bud, but that's what he always went by.  He was kind of a screw up and was always getting called down to the office for one thing or another, and they announced his name over the intercom as Bud Wieser.  They always put a big space between Bud and Wieser when they announced it.  People that knew him said his father was a big joker, and they claimed it was his real name.  I'll have to pull out my old year book and see if I can scan a pic or something.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			My sister went to school with a girl named True Love.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I used to work with a guy whose name was Dick Outhouse. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			My first name is Tabb. I have only met one other guy named Tabb. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I have an uncle named Russell Dickey. He has gone by Rusty most of his life. I ask him why he does that to himself and he just shrugs and says that I'm the only person who ever mentions it.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			There's a former restaurant owner in our town named Dick Grabber. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	And, in my former hometown in Nebraska, there are several families named Fagot. I used to coffee with one of them. One morning, he came in and I yelled, "Hey, Fagot, come over here" so he'd come over and have coffee with us. I didn't think anything of it but the tourist family who had just sat down for breakfast got up and left    Everyone at our table lost it and started laughing.
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