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Old 10-07-2012, 04:46 PM   #21
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Much appreciated Tom, Yea I can take some zingers, and have been known to throw a few here and there... But being that I'm an admitted newb I just want to make sure I'm not accidentally being an ass...
You are doing just fine, Rob. You've shown yourself to really understand this place and will ask if confused. At least that's my take. I don't post in the banter thread anymore, but that's where I cut my chops back in about, oh, 2005 or so.

And don't worry about others jumping to your defense. No need to waive them off as they'll soon get it that you "get it".


Of course, me putting this in the jokes thread may have been a bit of a give-away to most people, but . . .
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Old 10-07-2012, 05:02 PM   #24
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Inside joke with a few here from HP. BTW, JMHO, but get off of your power trip. I don't see your name in red.
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Inside joke with a few here from HP. BTW, JMHO, but get off of your power trip. I don't see your name in red.
Oh my! My most humble of apologies for violating your rules of propriety for this board. I was unaware and assure you that I am thoroughly chastised and humbled by your "HO".

But please note that I am a simple being with limited capacity and so must ask from a demiurge such as yourself how is it that I, your humble servant I assure, is on a power trip and how, pray tell use small words for this simpleton, would having my name in red render it otherwise?

Off to gargle now, as I have baited breath . . .
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get off of your power trip. I don't see your name in red.
Hold on a cotton pickin minute... Are you implying we with red usernames are on a power trip?

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I went to Canada with my folks when I was a kid. I was around 14 and my brother was 8. I found a $2 bill. My dad brought back a couple cases of Molson and we saw Niagra Falls. I enjoy geocaching and feel that extra tall clothing is overpriced considering the small amount of extra fabric used.


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I went to Canada with my folks when I was a kid. I was around 14 and my brother was 8. I found a $2 bill. My dad brought back a couple cases of Molson and we saw Niagra Falls. I enjoy geocaching and feel that extra tall clothing is overpriced considering the small amount of extra fabric used.


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Hold on a cotton pickin minute... Are you implying we with red usernames are on a power trip?

I'm on a power trip only when I leave my cursor over my name
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Hold on a cotton pickin minute... Are you implying we with red usernames are on a power trip?

Like Oprah would say: "You're a d*ck, and you're a d*ck, and you're a d*ck...everybody's a d*ck!
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Hold on a cotton pickin minute... Are you implying we with red usernames are on a power trip?

I was wondering the same thing
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Sorry. It wasn't my intent to ruffle any feathers. I was in a bad mood last night.
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