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Re: Guy walks into a bar
These two hippos, Joe and Jake, walk into a bar and have a seat at a table. They order their drinks and while waiting Joe starts telling Jake about his day. "Jake, you'll never believe it. I"m minding my own business at the water hole and this Jeep drives up. Out jumps the white hair dude from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. He levels a rifle at me and fires. I feel a pinch and see a dart sticking out of my shoulder. Next thing you know the world goes dark. I wake up all groggy and have this damn tag in my ear now".
Just then a sheep at the next table leans over and says, "I can't help but overhear your conversation. Same thing happend to me today". The sheep flips his ear over to show a shiny new tag. Joe looks and Jake and says, "Hey Jake, look at this, a sheep that can talk".
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08-31-2010, 07:07 PM | #42 |
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Flo the Progresseve insurance gal and the GeIC0 gecko walk into a bar.
The bartender sees them, pulls out a sawed off shotgun and puts them out of our misery.
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08-31-2010, 07:19 PM | #44 |
Møøse bites can be nasty
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08-31-2010, 08:13 PM | #49 | |
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09-01-2010, 10:53 AM | #52 |
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Two blondes walk into a bar, you'd think the second one would have seen it.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar, the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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09-01-2010, 11:37 AM | #53 |
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A guy walks into a bar....
Orders a shot and another and another and another and another bartender says ... hey buddy everything Ok? Guys says... sure, just had my first BJ today. bartender... well let me buy you one on the house. Guy... no thanks if 5 cant get that taste out of my mouth....
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09-01-2010, 11:48 AM | #54 |
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09-01-2010, 11:52 AM | #56 |
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Re: Guy walks into a bar
A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"
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09-21-2010, 09:00 PM | #57 |
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The internet goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he knows any good jokes.
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09-22-2010, 05:00 AM | #58 | |
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