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Old 02-29-2012, 08:28 PM   #81
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:31 PM   #83
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:32 PM   #84
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TMI!!! keep it to yourself.
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I've sat there so long my feet have fallen asleep

That must have left one hell of a ring on your ass.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:36 PM   #88
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:59 PM   #89
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There once was a fart deep within,
who thought that to stay was a sin,
So he tunneled about,
till he found his way out,
as I silently sat with a grin
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:05 PM   #91
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:17 PM   #96
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