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08-08-2012, 12:01 AM | #1 |
Its always the LT's fault
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In my country...
I just have to share this ridiculous story...
I am currently deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), Afghanistan, and I am a female officer that enjoys a good cigar *le gasp*. Well KAF has many NATO forces here so I work frequently with people from other countries. Last Sunday when it was slow I stepped out to the smoke shack to enjoy an ACID Blondie Belicoso. A NATO Soldier (I won't disclose his country) comes in to smoke a cigarette when I am about a quarter of the way through my cigar. He looks at me with pure shock on his face and just stares at me for a bit until he finally gets up the nerve to ask [in broken English] if all women in my country smoke this. I say "well some of them do". And, I sh*t you not, he says to me "women do not smoke that in my country, no man want to marry women who smoke [some word he said that I think meant cigar]" and he gets up and leaves in a huff. I have since called up my Father and said he will have no luck in marrying me off to any Eastern European country now. |
08-08-2012, 01:28 AM | #2 |
I'm nuts for the place
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Re: In my country...
Haha good stuff
The European gentlemen had a point though. If she had been smoking an Illusione, Viaje, Tatuaje, or Don Pepin cigar that would be marriage material. Smoking an Acid? Bleh Just kidding, well, kind of. . . Last edited by Weelok; 08-08-2012 at 01:34 AM. |
08-08-2012, 02:00 AM | #3 |
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Re: In my country...
Great Story! I hope you stick around the nuthouse and post an intro in the new inmate processing area. Always great to have another soldier in the place.
Never mind. I just saw you had posted a thread. Welcome to the Asylum! Glad to have you! |
08-08-2012, 06:11 AM | #4 |
Its always the LT's fault
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08-08-2012, 07:46 AM | #5 |
The Homebrew Hammer
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Re: In my country...
He was probably also offended that you shower, shave your legs and don't have a mustache.
Just for kicks, you should give him this website--that will really get him steamed!
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09-21-2012, 05:12 PM | #7 | |
Have My Own Room
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09-21-2012, 05:44 PM | #10 |
Maduro! Maduro? Maduro.
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Re: In my country...
Some people still live in the 12th Century. Keep smoking cigars Lt.!
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09-21-2012, 11:39 PM | #11 | |
Way out there
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That's funny....,Those are the three that would deter me. |
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