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Old 10-01-2009, 09:51 PM   #1
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I'm more than 1000 miles away from you, but that just made me a little uneasy.
I know, It's a total train wreck.
 
Old 10-01-2009, 09:52 PM   #2
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Police Officer: Sir, but aren't you drunk, and weren't YOU conducting the train?

BM: Yes. Officer. Yes I was
 
Old 10-01-2009, 09:53 PM   #3
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1492, I don't want no grubby alcohol coke snorting biatch.
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:00 PM   #4
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Hmmmm, can I have half a humi of 1492s and half a Lohan?
 
Old 10-01-2009, 10:00 PM   #5
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Hmmmm, can I have half a humi of 1492s and half a Lohan?
yes. yes you can. WHich half?
 
Old 10-01-2009, 10:04 PM   #6
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Okay okay... I'll say it.....





















my butt itches.
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:27 PM   #7
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yes. yes you can. WHich half?
I'm thinking "left half". Maybe top half.
 
Old 10-01-2009, 10:01 PM   #8
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Best thread ever, Bookman!
 
Old 10-01-2009, 10:02 PM   #9
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I know, Socky!!
 
Old 10-01-2009, 10:04 PM   #10
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You Da man, bookman!! DA MAN!!

 
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Paging Admiral Douchebag, Paging Admiral Douchebag....
 
Old 10-01-2009, 10:08 PM   #12
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Hmmm...a sexy, alluring, smoking hot treat.......or Lindsay Lohan?
 
Old 10-01-2009, 10:09 PM   #13
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Did someone say "Dad"?

 
Old 10-01-2009, 10:22 PM   #14
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Did someone say "Dad"?

"Dad: I like the spandex because it makes each behind muscle look like a glorious small television."
 
Old 10-01-2009, 10:29 PM   #15
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The humi of 1492s, without question. I saw multitudes of better looking chicks than Lohan, just by walking through the DePaul campus yesterday!
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"Dad: I like the spandex because it makes each behind muscle look like a glorious small television."


I se you are a fan!!

Um, what if I changed the cigar to a box of Rocky Patel Mduros?
 
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Ok...first I moved this out of the Habanos Forum to a more appropriate place. I think the question has been asked and answered, so get your fill and I shall put an end of this before bedtime.
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:23 PM   #18
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yeah. Stick a fork in it. It's done.
 
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yeah. Stick a fork in it. It's done.
My pleasure, Phil, and my regards to Socky.
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