Super Bowl quandry

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Originally Posted by markem

An oldie but a goodie

Late notice, but a friend has a two-ticket package for the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Includes box seats, airport transportation, lunch, dinner, a $400 bar tab, and a pass to the winner’s locker room after the game. He paid $35,000 per ticket.
He didn't realize when he bought them last year that the game was going to be on the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place.
It’s at St. Paul's Church at 3 pm.

Your bride will already be there waiting for you, her name is Suzette. She's 5'9" about 115 lbs, has blonde hair and a nice tan. She is an incredible cook, and loves to do so.