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Bunion
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Roses are red
Violets are blue Me without coffee and I'd hate to be you okay, you're turn. ![]()
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Life is for living
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Roses are red
Violets are not Lucky for my wife I'm still so damned hot. ![]()
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Uncle Kitty
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"You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba. |
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Il megglior fabbro
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Roses are thorny,
Violets are furry. Men who are horny Are in a hurry. Woe to those women Who do not know this. They'll score a lemon Who won't give a piss.
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Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon. |
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