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Dad Jokester Supreme
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Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The first vampire says, "I want a pint of blood." The second vampire also asks for a pint of blood. The third vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma." The bartender says, "Gotcha. That's two bloods and a blood light, comin' up."
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King of Rants
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This joke made the rounds in the hospitals i worked at for years. We would always use while giving blood transfusions. AN oldie but a goodie! God bless you!
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“When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon |
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