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Old 12-13-2013, 09:05 AM   #1
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Default Holiday Stress!

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


Then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!




Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away
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Old 12-13-2013, 09:46 AM   #2
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Default Re: Holiday Stress!

So true!!
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Old 12-13-2013, 09:53 AM   #3
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Default Re: Holiday Stress!

Quote:
Originally Posted by jledou View Post
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away
I'll have you know that this exact advice has gotten me fired from two jobs now. I'll never get another board of directors position again!
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