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Old 12-20-2013, 09:34 AM   #1
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Default From the mouth of babes...

Sunday school children were asked to draw their rendition of the Christmas story.

Most of the kids drew manger scenes to include the shepherds, angels, the star, the baby Jesus in the manger as would be expected. Little Jimmy proudly showed his picture of a jetliner. There were 4 distinct faces looking out the windows.

When the Sunday school teacher asked Jimmy to explain the drawing, he said it was the "flight out of Egypt." He pointed to the one face and said "that is Joseph," another face was Mary, the little face of course was Jesus.

The teacher asked him who is the face in the front of the plane. Jimmy replied, "It's Pontius, the pilot, of course."
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Old 12-20-2013, 11:07 AM   #2
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Old 12-20-2013, 11:08 AM   #3
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Old 12-20-2013, 12:21 PM   #4
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Old 12-20-2013, 02:53 PM   #5
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Old 12-20-2013, 03:03 PM   #6
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That kid has a bright future ahead of him!
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