Too puny...
A good pun is its own reword.
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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