Too puny...

Steve · 01-09-2017, 06:14 AM

A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

01-09-2017, 06:14 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Too puny... A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Dijon vu: The same mustard as before. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Acupuncture is a jab well done. I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide