Re: If you could be...
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Santa (I apologize to all who did not know Santa is fictional). Think about it, you work one day a year, get to break into peoples homes without repercussion AND they give you cookies for doing it. Plus, you get to put a smile on a kids face, thats priceless man. 
 
If Santa is taken, then I choose to be the Superbowl Champion AZ Cardinals (yes, pure fiction).
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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