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			 Crazy like a fox 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			Santa (I apologize to all who did not know Santa is fictional). Think about it, you work one day a year, get to break into peoples homes without repercussion AND they give you cookies for doing it. Plus, you get to put a smile on a kids face, thats priceless man. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	If Santa is taken, then I choose to be the Superbowl Champion AZ Cardinals (yes, pure fiction).  | 
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