Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women

Ogre · 01-12-2012, 05:36 PM

The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!

Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing
Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!)
Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her
Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is
Number 5: loud pipes
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 3: A threesome? OKay.
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets

And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . .

She has an off switch!!!

Taki · 01-12-2012, 06:28 PM

hahahaha

Love it brother!

Ogre · 01-12-2012, 06:52 PM

There is one more to add.

When she gives you an attitude, you can lock her in the garage!!!

CigarNut · 01-12-2012, 07:10 PM

Are you sleeping on the couch these days?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!

Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing
Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!)
Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her
Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is
Number 5: loud pipes
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 3: A threesome? OKay.
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets

And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . .

She has an off switch!!!

Ogre · 01-12-2012, 07:37 PM

Nope, no couch. Leigh has a good sense of humor, she engaged to me after all!!!!

kelmac07 · 01-12-2012, 07:40 PM

01-12-2012, 07:57 PM

chaase321 · 01-13-2012, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Ogre

Nope, no couch. Leigh has a good sense of humor, she engaged to me after all!!!!

so you must not have a harley then!

Blak Smyth · 01-13-2012, 07:37 AM

When you ride a Harley it doesn't complain "your doing it wrong"?!?

Stephen · 01-13-2012, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!

Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets

You're not doing it right, man.

longknocker · 01-13-2012, 08:58 AM

01-12-2012, 05:36 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!! Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!) Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is Number 5: loud pipes Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come Number 3: A threesome? OKay. Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . . She has an off switch!!! __________________

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Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women Nope, no couch. Leigh has a good sense of humor, she engaged to me after all!!!! __________________

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