School me on smoking jackets

shilala · 10-21-2010, 01:27 PM

I scored myself a smoking jacket, and to one up you guys, I hired a dwarf to tear my toilet paper for me this weekend.

10-21-2010, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I scored myself a smoking jacket, and to one up you guys, I hired a dwarf to tear my toilet paper for me this weekend.

I want one!!! where could I hire such a dwarf?

shilala · 10-23-2010, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefari0us

I want one!!! where could I hire such a dwarf?

If she works out, I may keep her on full time and rent her out. Step ladder is gonna be extra.

kaisersozei · 10-21-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I scored myself a smoking jacket, and to one up you guys, I hired a dwarf to tear my toilet paper for me this weekend.

Sure it wasn't a midget? Or a pygmy? How can you tell?

waffle · 10-22-2010, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I scored myself a smoking jacket, and to one up you guys, I hired a dwarf to tear my toilet paper for me this weekend.

Cheater... I'd hire them to follow me around so I feel like Andre the Giant!

10-21-2010, 01:27 PM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: School me on smoking jackets I scored myself a smoking jacket, and to one up you guys, I hired a dwarf to tear my toilet paper for me this weekend. __________________