WTF is wrong with people?

10-27-2010, 09:13 AM

In my yard, I do what I want, if someone has a problem with it, they can just look the other way. Furthermore, walking into MY yard and taking a cigar out of MY mouth, thats assault as far as I am concerned.
Tell her good luck hiding your child from viewing anything "unacceptable to her"

You'd need a blind fold and ear plugs for that venture...

longknocker · 10-27-2010, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by v00d3W

In my yard, I do what I want, if someone has a problem with it, they can just look the other way. Furthermore, walking into MY yard and taking a cigar out of MY mouth, thats assault as far as I am concerned.
Tell her good luck hiding your child from viewing anything "unacceptable to her"

You'd need a blind fold and ear plugs for that venture...

Only Problem Is, If She Didn't Physically "Touch Him", It's Not "Assault". Talked To A Lawyer About This Today. She Would Be Liable For Replacing The Cigar, Though.

Subvet642 · 10-27-2010, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by longknocker

Only Problem Is, If She Didn't Physically "Touch Him", It's Not "Assault". Talked To A Lawyer About This Today. She Would Be Liable For Replacing The Cigar, Though.

That may vary from state to state. In Massachusetts, you don't have to touch someone to complete the offence of assault; one just needs to make the victim believe they will, IIRC.

longknocker · 10-27-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642

That may vary from state to state. In Massachusetts, you don't have to touch someone to complete the offence of assault, one just needs to make the victim believe they will, IIRC.

Interesting. Thanks For The Info!

Subvet642 · 10-27-2010, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by longknocker

Interesting. Thanks For The Info!

I'm here to help.

cigarmonkel · 10-27-2010, 02:44 PM

someone should find her addy and we'll mass bomb her 100 bundles of CFO's! (that way we won't be spending top dollar on wasted cigars). We can send her one cigar a day everyday non stop.

ade06 · 10-27-2010, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by cigarmonkel

someone should find her addy and we'll mass bomb her 100 bundles of CFO's! (that way we won't be spending top dollar on wasted cigars). We can send her one cigar a day everyday non stop.

I like it!

ade06 · 10-27-2010, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by longknocker

Only Problem Is, If She Didn't Physically "Touch Him", It's Not "Assault". Talked To A Lawyer About This Today. She Would Be Liable For Replacing The Cigar, Though.

She did "Touch Him". The cigar was in his mouth, therefore it was an extension of him. No different than a guy assaulting a woman by grabbing a woman's loose fitting dress. Well, slight difference, but I think you get the point.

688sonarmen · 10-27-2010, 01:59 PM

Her punishment should be having her smoke a dog rocket of your choice.

10-27-2010, 09:13 AM	#1
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